Ben Dover's definitions

BM

"butt mess" - need i say more?

EEGADS-Someone didn't flush their BM at the Mall restroom!!!!!!

by Ben Dover November 7, 2003

pap smeller

somebody who sniffs their own behind or excretion. Person who usually does this is Micheal Berry of OLSJ. He has flubbery lips and hairs in unusual places.

Mick berry the pap sniffer of OLSJ IN bLABKBURN. hE HAS A SERIOUS ADDICTION TO THE SMELL OF HIS OWN SHITE AND IS A REJECT OF SOCIETY. NOBODY LIKES AN ASS SNIFFER. GET IT!!!!

by Ben Dover April 27, 2004

PhantasyStarOnline

More addicting that crack, and a place for ugly teenagers to masturbate.

No girl's like me in my real life Ill buy this game and talk shit.And hit on girls and say Im a model, but in real I couldnt get laid in a morgue.

by Ben Dover August 11, 2003

race to the bottom

The current push by businesses to drive down the standard of living in America, as a result of businesses fighting to sell there products at the lowest possible cost in the marketplace. In order to achieve the lowest cost workers pay and benefits are reduced or eliminated. Wal-mart leads this race.

The race to the bottom is underway as the factory worker was fired and will have to take a job with 1/2 the pay of his former job.

by ben dover April 7, 2004

nut checked

when u get kneed, kicked, punched, wacked, etc... in the nutts

jason got nut checked by tessa 4 being gay by liking slumpers slumper

by ben dover October 3, 2004

Townie

Well, lets start with the obvious shall we, a townie is from the TOWN. they have rules to which they must adhere at all times to avoid being 'fuckin' batad' by their 'cru'. contrary to popular belief, townies to do not favour buying cheap, tacky fake jewellery or 'bling' at argos, as this would be far to expensive. instead they head to the local market where they use their natural townie or chav instincts to search out and obtain the biggest knuckle duster they can find. Whilst 'daan da markit' they may also spy a rather fetching 'trackie' possibly of neon colouring and fake branding (ie. nuke, adidat etc) they will purchase this outfit and wear it, trousers being tucked into their socks. Those amongst them who dare to be different (heaven forbid) may wear, along with said tracksuit bottoms, a jacket embroidered with the words 'boston', 'babe' etc. The females of this species (origins are uncertain, although scientists are doing research) will wear their hair scraped back on their heads. It is also very likely they will have used the contents of Boots’ stock room of hairspray so not one lump or bump is visible. The males will not have this problem as they have no hair, simply a shaved head and a cap placed carefully at 90 degrees to their empty heads. (they must also have a black eye so as to gain the respec of their ‘posse’) Finally, if you are unable to spot a townie, hang around a group of mopeds and soon enough, their owners (being townies) will saunter bak, wankered on cheap cider but pretending (cuz they’re hard) that they’re sober. They will spot you and start walking over (the distinctive ‘i’ve got a shit trying to escape from my back passage’ walk) claiming they’re gonna ‘fuckin batta ya’ if you don’t move away from they’re “expensive transportation”. This is your clue to laugh and then floor them if they piss you off a bit. Or if you’re just a bit bored.

example = any loser who can't understand words with more than one syllable.

by ben dover September 29, 2004

Halo 2

geeze cant we all just get along . you like halo 2 . you like half life 2 . thier both video games not weapons of mass destruction.

wanna play halo life 3
SURE!!THAT WAY EVERYONE WINS AND NOONE ARGUES!!

by ben dover April 13, 2005