bomb

To fail spectacularly.

Dude, I totally bombed that Advanced Quantum Physics III midterm. I'm such an idiot!!!

by Ben November 30, 2003

assaad

Totally awesome french person who loves to ride ponies on a warm summer day (may or may not have flowers in his hair).

That Assaad sure does love to ride ponies.

by Ben April 08, 2003

whack off

To down your drink.

I'll just whack off my pint, then I'm going home to whack off.

by Ben November 24, 2003

Clinger

The one that just wont let go.
Can mean anything from that ex that bothers you to tears to a crab that attaches itself to your testicles while skinny dipping or that crap you did earlier and it still hangs on for dear life (I should know)

She's a clinger just kill 'er
OUCH I got a clinger
RRRRRGH ahh oh god it's a clinger

by Ben December 13, 2003

kalla halla malla

A phrase or statement that you say out of the blue. Can also be variated into malla halla kalla, halla kalla malla, and so on!

Kalla Halla Malla!!! Malla Halla Kalla!!!

by Ben December 21, 2004

KOKLOADS

the result of self and/or assisted manipulation of the nether-regions of a young male

"yo, i was up all night wid yo mother playin wid my balls and slingin kokloads all over her face"

by ben November 10, 2003

KOKLOADS

the result of self and/or assisted manipulation of the nether-regions of a yound male

"yo, i was up all night wid yo mother playin wid my balls and slingin kokloads all over her face"

by ben November 10, 2003