Ben 's definitions

dang! i gotta go!

Exclamation, point where you realize that you might not make it to the restroom.

mandy cried "dang, i gotta go" just before the pee started flowing down her legs.

by ben November 18, 2003

KOKLOADS

the result of self and/or assisted manipulation of the nether-regions of a yound male

"yo, i was up all night wid yo mother playin wid my balls and slingin kokloads all over her face"

by ben November 9, 2003

stoobes

n. a goofball. also, someone who fucks up alot. an idiot

sometimes don can be a total stoobes, i hate him

by ben November 17, 2003

derbish

When you hold on for dear life to someone and spin like no tomorrow until you fall.

In a moshpit, you spin like a whirling derbish.

by Ben February 18, 2005

smoog

A small furry creature who gives people kisses in dreams. Often appears at low resolutions (12x12)

You're so low-res, you're smoog.

by Ben July 27, 2003

skunk

cross breed of Cannabis sativa and Cannabis indica. Sativa is the more traditionally smoked outdoor-grown variety which occurs naturally in places like Colombia, Mexico, Thailand and Africa; Indica is a shorter, bushier variety found in Afghanistan. Unlike pure Sativa, the high it gives is slightly heavy, lassitudinous and mongy.

damn, this skunk is some evil shit, where can I get some?

by Ben June 30, 2003

dwacist

an act of being racist but against a dwarf

Life's too short is a dwacist show with dwacist humour

by Ben February 14, 2015