Ben 's definitions

FanFiction.Net

A place where people with nothing better to do other than watch Star Trek and play D&D go.

-- Hey, what did you do Friday night?
-- Uh, I stayed home and went on FanFiction.net.

by Ben September 29, 2003

The Greatest Gig in the Sky

-The best song ever. Off of one of Pink Floyd's many masterpieces, "Dark Side of the Moon."

-The song that plays during the tornado when "Dark Side of the Moon" is properly synchronized with "The Wizard of Oz"

Last night, I got blazed and put on DSOTM. When

by Ben September 29, 2003

Filthy necklace

wrapping recently torn out anal beads around someone's throat and choking them to death.

My wife wasn't giving me very good head, so I gave her a filthy necklace and went out and got a new girlfriend

by Ben October 3, 2003

BiGWiG

The greatest fucking band ever.

I went to see Bigwig last night, and it was fucking awesome

by Ben October 3, 2003

Rum

(n) A tasty liquor. Goes great with coke. See Captain Morgan or Bacardi and enjoy.

Hey there, bar keep. Let me get a rum and coke and keep em' comin.

by ben October 6, 2003

Jagermeister

(n) A brown, thick, tasty, German liquor. Jagermeister is German for hunter master. It goes great with root beer or 151. Look for the green bottle with the deer on it.

Wow, this Jagermeister is so tasty. I sure wish I had some more.

by ben October 6, 2003

ice luge

A block of ice that has a curving channel carved out of it. The block rests at an angle so that a beverage, typically beer, will travel down through the channel into the mouth of a happy drinker.

Last night was insane. I think I had about 6 beers from the ice luge alone. Good times.

by ben October 6, 2003