Ben's definitions

dickheadish

a To act in a manner indicating that one's head is, in fact, a penis.

b Used to describe a person who has six lovers on the side, while having a girlfriend.

c Like horseradish, but made with dick instead of horse.

Your dickheadish head looks like my dick!

by Ben December 7, 2003

cinematics

Cinematics means getting the atmosphere of watching a film, like in the cinemas.

"Lets close the curtains and get some popcorn" to make the cinematics

by Ben September 7, 2005

Dick-Dector

A chemical mixture which detects the presence of invisible or really sneaky dicks (See "Dick-chameleon").

Usually used by spraying the substance over the location of the possible dick-chameleon infestation until it comes into view.
Mostly used by people owning a dick-chameleon wishing to masturbate while seeing their dick.

Keep away from small children!
It WAS tested on animals! (Chameleons...)

Joey couldn't find his invisible dick, so he couldn't fuck Laura efficiently.
So he sprayed some temporary Dick-Dector over his loins to search for it.
He found it...

by Ben May 3, 2005

iono

retarded way of spelling i don't know

whats for dinner
iono
stfu

by Ben February 7, 2004

internet explorer

Mozilla Firefox's bitch.

Firefox pwns Internet Explorer. 'Nuf said.

by Ben December 28, 2005

Tougias

(Noun,Verb,Adjective) A mistake causing someone to yell Tougias.

O my god why dont you just go ahead and tougias yourself.
Shes being the biggest tougias.

by Ben May 7, 2005

bobble head

A girl with a big ass dome which is unproportionate to the rest of her body

Damn JQ, you see that bobble head over there

by Ben November 3, 2003