hamsexy

(HAM' secks-ee) adj. i-er i-est Colloq.
1. Opposite of sexy.
2. Gaudyness and uglyness related to amateur radio equipment or operators.
3.noun, proper. An online journal of amateur radio fashon and folly.

Those thirty antennas on your car make you so hamsexy.
The comment "I'm running 0 watts" is both hamsexy and stupid. (N4XE and a D)

by Ben September 19, 2004

Ball licker

a person that likes to lick guys balls.

Shut up and lick my balls

by Ben February 11, 2003

vibrator

a pleasure tool for women, a dildo that vibrates

"that vibrator feels good."

by Ben February 08, 2003

hot hands

Those disposable cup holders you get from Starbucks or 7-Eleven.

"Ow! Pass me a hot hands."

by Ben June 18, 2006

sift

word meaning someone who is a bit sleazy. It can be changed to and adjective and it has many uses

'Mike is going for a sift'
'That Mike guy is quite sifty'
'Mike is all about the sift'

by Ben October 11, 2004

sean connery

The one who was with your mother last night, Trebek!

by Ben September 01, 2003

lacfy

An acronym standing for:
Let's All Clap for you.

It was created by none other than Ben C. Many people have caught on to this brilliant acronym. You can walk around the suburban, the inner, rural, or urban streets of Atlanta, GA and you'll hear people chanting "lacfy! lacfy!"

Anyways, this phrase has been utterly KILLED, MURDERED, MOLESTED, and STABBED to death by Adam. He has used this so freaking much that it has been dead for so long, despite the chantings of it throughout Georgia.

Examples:

Ben: Adam, is the final Math Exam hard?
Adam: Lacfy.
Ben: Dude, seriously!
Adam: I'm not a dude. Dudes are stoners, preps, surfers
Ben: Sir?
Adam: Sir? Sir? Sir? WTF FFS.
Ben: WTF is wrong with you?
Adam: STFU I'm PMSING
Ben: Is the college level Calculus 4 test hard? If I fail I will have to retake this year
Adam: Lacfy

by Ben May 13, 2005