Ben's definitions

Ass pirate

One individual who scaliwages anothers port hole by force.

RRRRR! Pull down your pants and show me your poop deck so I can scaliwage your port hole or you can walk the plank to Davy Jones locker.

by Ben June 5, 2004

The Greatest Gig in the Sky

-The best song ever. Off of one of Pink Floyd's many masterpieces, "Dark Side of the Moon."

-The song that plays during the tornado when "Dark Side of the Moon" is properly synchronized with "The Wizard of Oz"

Last night, I got blazed and put on DSOTM. When

by Ben September 29, 2003

gaynormous

So unbelievebly gay

See also fagtastic

Wessley is gaynormous and looks like a blue whale

by Ben February 11, 2005

Eep

1: Creator of the '1337' Language. Also, the most fluent speaker of '1337'. (See 'leet' more information)

2: Nightelf rogue on the Stormreaver WoW server.

3: A sound often made by those who are surprised, excited, or scared.

'Eep sure is good at speaking leet!'

'I just got ganked by some rogue named Eep...'

'*monster ravages little town*'
-Little girl- 'Eep!'

by Ben May 13, 2005

Dwyane Wade

The amazing "Flash", an extremely talented offensive player, and an underrated defensive player (averages 1.2 blocks a game). D-Wade is underrated. He gets to the hoop and always finishes. He gets to the free throw line. He puts up huge numbers every night.

"Oh man, that Heat-Lakers game was sick"

"Yeah, man, especially the part when Dwyane Wade swatted the ball out of Kobe's hands, and knocked Kobe to the ground."

"HAHAHAH, yeah, that was freakin' awesome"

by Ben March 18, 2005

bdawg

A hot white rapper. He is the best white rapper ever. better than Eminem. the ultimate pimp and everyone wants to be him. he so hawt

He so hot he must be a bdawg!

by Ben April 4, 2005

lowit

pronounced :
everythings good
dont worry about it
not worth thinking about it further

Bloke 1: Sorry bout killing ure dog..
Bloke 2: Sok mate, lowit

Bloke 1: You going to the pub,
Bloke 2: Yeah, lowit

by Ben February 23, 2004