Ben's definitions

commonwealth bank

a stupid banking institution with giant fees

i going down to the commonwealth bank to effectivly burn my money

by Ben October 8, 2003

neech

Patch of skin between your navel and genital area upon which pubic hairs grow.

"I would have gotten a blow job, but the hair on my neech was out of control."

by Ben December 8, 2003

take a number

Used to tell someone to wait their turn for something, such as to speak with a person or to ask a person for something. Taken from the system of hospitals and pharmacies of taking a piece of paper with a number on it from a big red roll and waiting for your number to come up on the screen. When your number came up, you were served.

Take a number, honey, I'm way too busy right now.

by Ben October 12, 2004

trippy bastard

Used to represent a person who is trippin you out when your high on drugs

Oi you trippy bastard

by Ben April 1, 2005

Anal

To fuck inside ones ass

"Ben got fucked hard anal by bernard all last night

by Ben May 13, 2005

buttmitton

a game of trading licks involving a tennis racket and spanking one another.

i decided that tonight just wasn't the night to shave my ass after i played a couple of games of buttmitton.

by ben November 13, 2003

dickcream

www.dickcream.com is the greatest funny website ever.

"Ted Check our the new dick cream"

by Ben March 23, 2005