Yeppellish

Displaying the characteristics of the famous professional gambler from Alwoodley, who goes by the name of "Yeppell".
Examples of Yeppellish behaviour includes:
- Using any special occasion as an excuse to wear a suit (preferably white) and hire out a limo
- Drinking champagne
- Driving a silver 206
- Wearing shades
- Clubbing attire consisting of white loafers and a shirt with only 2 buttons done up
- Being obsessed with "birds and stuff"
- Listening to cheesy dance tunes e.g. bodyrockers
- Owning fcuk garments
- Having one pint then going onto the smirnoff ices
- Regularly perusing markets
- Getting into debt
- Refusing to get a job other than for YTV/Steve
- Purchasing stuff thats sold out in leeds and can only be obtained in catalogues e.g. Timberland boots, Klaus Kobec watch (rrp £900)
- Haggling down the price of a taxi home from £12 to £10 - "we can get it cheaper"
by Beester September 12, 2008
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munch to fuck

Originally used by stoners, but now has become popularised to refer to all occasions when an individual requires a hefty intake of food.

This feeling usually occurs upon leaving a club in the 3am-6am time bracket, and especially when suffering a hangover.

When in this state, the usual solution is to phone/visit a take-away, with popular examples including sultans, dixy and big bite.

The foods consumed are certainly not part of a stable diet, such as your usual pizzas and kebabs, however certain cases have been reported to include excessive amounts of big macs and bargain buckets.
Griff: Kendy, are we ording a rajas? I got munch to fuck! I want a burger, but without the burger and stuff, just the bread bap, oh and a chocolate cake!

Kendy: When you picking me up to goto slip's deli, i got munch to fuck.

Gayshall: I'm off to mcdonalds with my vouchers to get 4 big macs.

Nick Moore: Sak you lot, I'm off for a bargain bucket!
by Beester May 16, 2009
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ppppp

As it is virtually impossible to express into words the sound of a cum shot, this is the chosen way it is written as.

Obviously, it refers to an exclamation of delight without the strenuous activity of actually achieching an orgasm.

Hand gestures are optional.
Gayshall: I just made 20 grand picking grapes, now i can hang out with the crazzzyyy guys pppppp!

Gayshall: We're off to the chinese disco pppppp

Gayshall: New ffaf album and tour ppppp!

Gayshall: My hair is green, ppppp
by Beester May 15, 2009
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major cba

cba, of course, is the popular abreviation that is used throughout the english speaking world.

The term, major cba, places greater emphasis of how unmotivated an individual may feel.
YTV post room employee: Kendy, its 3pm, why you asleep on the couch??

Kendy: major cba.
by Beester May 15, 2009
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Ussss

A sound made to display a positive outlook on proceedings.
Heppell: yeah, went to the bookies today and put £50 on knot in wood at redcar, usssssssssss.

Kendy: just found £20 ussssss!
by Beester April 28, 2008
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ey fukin ey

Being obsessed with someone to the point of ringing them up every day, texting if not on the phone to them, sellout out mates for them, and having an arm around them at all possible times.

Doing it in a high pitched or aggressive manor to indicate the level of togetherness of the relationship is optional.
Heppell: I'm off out with riddeal tonight
Response: EY FUKIN EY
by Beester September 07, 2005
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Chatting Shit

Someone or something:
*lying.
*bending the truth.
*taking the piss.
*spreading rumours about close friends.

Chattin shit is usually a hereditory desease that is often brought on by the chatters own descretion. If this is a common thing, then it is known as a chattin disorder. A chattin signal with the hand can also be delivered at the same time. "Self chat" occurs when a person chats shit about themselves, usually purposely
Examples of chatting shit include:
Heppell reckoning timberlands are all sold out in leeds.
Shagging Fat birds.
Sexual deviances on the dance floor.
Urban Dictionary taking 14 weeks to check a submission.
Heppell: "lets go in this bar, its open till 2".
Basically Yeppell in general.
Rich moving to birmingham for the same job.
Steve chat.
Northy: "I just had sex outside amnesia!"
Northy: "I pulled 15 girls tonight"
Rich: "Here have our chips, you're crazy guys!"
Rich: "I'm gona buy clothes in ibiza, theyre cheaper"
by Beester January 20, 2006
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