Crunder

The underside of a crane, typically what the crane is carrying.

Grunk: Yo, what is that under the crane?
Cronkbopulease: Oh, crunder it is a shipping container.

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 12, 2022

Ewetion

When you are given an erection whilst being soaked in water.

"Dammit, Janice gave me an erection while it was pouring yesterday."
"So, she gave you an ewetion."

by Beefaroni_Salesman October 31, 2022

Angle Pust

The Goodwill discount bargain bin "Angel Dust" from the hit "show" Hazbin Hotel.

Son: Mom, can we have Angel dust?
Mom: What? I got you Angle Pust yesterday, it's just as good as the real thing!

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 02, 2022

Forceful Rizz

When you rizz someone up just nonconsensual.

Big Chimichanga Man: Ooohh, check out that girl over there. I'm gonna use the forbidden rizz technique, THE FORCEFUL RIZZ!
Binklebingchillingman687: DAWG, THAT'S A 12 YEAR OLD-

by Beefaroni_Salesman March 17, 2023

Biggielous Syndrome

If you are above 300 pounds you have Biggielous Syndrome.

Garfield: Feed me, Jombathan. I require the lasagion.
Jon: Garfield you fat piece of shit. You have Biggielous Syndrome, I will put you down with a shotgun like Odie.

by Beefaroni_Salesman November 30, 2022

Lil' Cum Boy

The greatest rapper ever to exist.

uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem ossas: We should listen to Lil' Cum Boy.
Literally Everyone Else: What is wrong with you?

by Beefaroni_Salesman June 21, 2023

Cyberpunk Red

A shitfest tabletop game that functions like Dungeons and Dragons but runs on a d10 system, is unbalanced, most likely not playtested, horrible mechanics such as "auto-fire" and overall bad. Despite this, it is still fun to play. Despite the mental and possibly physical pain this TTRPG brings.

Qaundale Dingle: Are we playing Cancer™ the game tonight?
Barack Obama: You mean "Cyberpunk Red"? If so, yeah.

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 01, 2022