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Nicholas Velociraptor

A different breed of velociraptor, the smartest breed in fact. It is to be believed that this breed is in some sort of velociraptor society. Unfortunately, this breed is also the most bullied with only a few people accepting it into their lives without sexual or verbal, mental and/or physical abuse. They do this because they believe it is funny to watch Nicholas Velociraptor to smoke the rest of his good years away. However, it isn't uncommon to witness the Nicholas Velociraptor engage in these sexual activities willingly.
Jumbalaya-ian: My goofy ahh uncle Quantavious Beviavious got eaten by Nicholas Velociraptor
Dr. Fabry: Yes.. Yes. Electroshock therapy for you.
by Beefaroni_Salesman February 1, 2023
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Tonecist

Someone who is a "racist" but to different tones of emoji's
Johnny: Dude, I fucking hate the Santa_Tone5 emoji
Mark: DUDE! TONECIST!
by Beefaroni_Salesman November 23, 2022
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Rhett Caan

This is from Rick and Morty. A man made of pure meta- wait.. this has been done before.
Rhett Caan: It is and always has been.. now.
by Beefaroni_Salesman December 19, 2022
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Fungledunk

A common insult used to describe someone lesser than you.
Jahwanamoe: Yo, wanna play Tetris: Effect for Oculus Quest 2, Xbox, Playstation and Nintendo Switch?
Bob.: ...No. Why would I play with you after you called my newborn a "Fungledunk"?
by Beefaroni_Salesman August 20, 2023
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GayOgre

A mere god amongst men and tards alike. Rumors have it that he is able to change reality it's self based on witty comedy.
John Exam: I enjoy breathing.
GayOgre: Stop it. *Erases John Exam from existence and time itself*
by Beefaroni_Salesman December 2, 2022
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No

No basically is a mean way of saying yes!
Kid: Can I jam the fork in the outlet?
Mother: What? No?

Kid: Oh, Otay! *Jams fork in the electrical socket and fucking dies*
by Beefaroni_Salesman December 12, 2022
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Lil' Cum Boy

uvuvwevwevwe onyetenyevwe ugwemubwem ossas: We should listen to Lil' Cum Boy.
Literally Everyone Else: What is wrong with you?
by Beefaroni_Salesman June 21, 2023
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