Beefaroni_Salesman's definitions
An absolute menace to society, a fucking inbred neckbeard retard AND THAT IS A COMPLIMENT. Insults this man has received go on for ages. It is to believed that he has supported MAP rights as well as identifying as Toaster/Strudel
by Beefaroni_Salesman January 25, 2023

Garfield: Feed me, Jombathan. I require the lasagion.
Jon: Garfield you fat piece of shit. You have Biggielous Syndrome, I will put you down with a shotgun like Odie.
Jon: Garfield you fat piece of shit. You have Biggielous Syndrome, I will put you down with a shotgun like Odie.
by Beefaroni_Salesman November 30, 2022

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 12, 2022

by Beefaroni_Salesman December 28, 2022

A mere god amongst men and tards alike. Rumors have it that he is able to change reality it's self based on witty comedy.
by Beefaroni_Salesman December 2, 2022

A different breed of velociraptor, the smartest breed in fact. It is to be believed that this breed is in some sort of velociraptor society. Unfortunately, this breed is also the most bullied with only a few people accepting it into their lives without sexual or verbal, mental and/or physical abuse. They do this because they believe it is funny to watch Nicholas Velociraptor to smoke the rest of his good years away. However, it isn't uncommon to witness the Nicholas Velociraptor engage in these sexual activities willingly.
Jumbalaya-ian: My goofy ahh uncle Quantavious Beviavious got eaten by Nicholas Velociraptor
Dr. Fabry: Yes.. Yes. Electroshock therapy for you.
Dr. Fabry: Yes.. Yes. Electroshock therapy for you.
by Beefaroni_Salesman February 1, 2023

Kid: Can I jam the fork in the outlet?
Mother: What? No?
Kid: Oh, Otay! *Jams fork in the electrical socket and fucking dies*
Mother: What? No?
Kid: Oh, Otay! *Jams fork in the electrical socket and fucking dies*
by Beefaroni_Salesman December 12, 2022
