Definitions by Beefaroni_Salesman

Jombathan 

Garfield from the show, comics and movies attempting to pronounce Jonathan after suffering brain cancer

Garfield: Jombathan, I require lunchon
Jon: Garfunkle, please, release me from this hell hole known as the kitchen.

Jombathan by Beefaroni_Salesman November 28, 2022

Cuuffing 

The action of stuffing a Thanksgiving turkey with cum.

John: Dude, I cuuffed that turkey hard, you could say instead of stuffing, I used cuuffing.
Garfunkle: Jombathan, I worry for your mental sanity.

Cuuffing by Beefaroni_Salesman November 25, 2022

U'yero* 

The word someone will/shall use if they are losing a grammar argument, commonly used against "You're*"

Mark: Your an idiot
Bingleton: You're*
Mark: ... U'yero*

U'yero* by Beefaroni_Salesman November 25, 2022

Tonecist 

Someone who is a "racist" but to different tones of emoji's

Johnny: Dude, I fucking hate the Santa_Tone5 emoji
Mark: DUDE! TONECIST!

Tonecist by Beefaroni_Salesman November 23, 2022

Ewetion 

When you are given an erection whilst being soaked in water.

"Dammit, Janice gave me an erection while it was pouring yesterday."
"So, she gave you an ewetion."

Ewetion by Beefaroni_Salesman October 31, 2022