fmler

FML stands for f*** my life. It is also a website (fmylife.com) where people record horrible things that have happened to them. FMLers have really horrible F***ed up lives, and have probably recorded something on that website. Or they have said F*** my life several times.

Person #1: So I hear you got divorced.

Person #2: Yeah, she thought I was having an affair, so she talked to her mother about it, who hates me. Now my kids hate me, and I live in a crappy apartment. F*** my life!

Person 1#: Wow you are turning into a real fmler!

by Beckley April 12, 2009

omg

OMG stands for Omnipresent Meatball God. OMG is the god of meatballs, and he is also constantly with you.

Of the many gods, OMG spends the most time with humans.

by Beckley April 27, 2009

braces lump

the lump that one gets when wearing braces. it makes the area on your cheeks and mouth swell so you have a lump looking something like a muzzle. they are omnipresent while you have brackets. braces lumps suddenly disappear after braces are removed.

"Wow, you have a weird shaped mouth!"
"No, stupid, its just my braces lumps"

by Beckley August 14, 2009

friendolian

Someone who is your friend though official social status, but isnt actually close to you. They are in your social group.

I can only invite three people to my birthday party, and I'm inviting Sal, Chrissi, and Lara- none of my friendolians though.

by beckley March 09, 2009

freakit

Originally meaning a person who tries to freak dance with tons of people, or things, but now means a pervert, creeper, or any sort of overly horny, gross, and weird person.

Person #1 OMG Did Cameron just try to freak with you?

Person #2 yeah! ewwww he's such a freakit!
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Person #1 Omg your English teacher, Mr. Raymond, is like in love with you. It's so gross! Hes such a little freakit!
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Person #1 Seriously, he tried to get up my shirt within the FIRST 15 MINUTES of the movie! Ugh! He's such a little hornball!

Person #2 Omg why must all guys be freakits! UGHHH!

by Beckley April 10, 2009

AKD

AKD stands for angry keyboard diarrhea, and it describes the situation where someone who is IMing, sending an email, or blogging, and they are so angry that they simply press keys randomly, bang the keyboard, or attack their keyboard in some other way. The typed result of this is called AKD, and it resembles a series of random letters in all caps.

Person #1: So what happened then?
Person #2: So he then walks up to me, calls me an ugly bi***, and GOES BACK TO HIS GUY FRIENDS AND GETS HIGH FIVES FROM THEM ALL!!!! THEY ALL WALK AWAY, AND WERE SHOUTING STUFF LIKE "UGLY BI*** GOT OWNED!!!" AND "OOH LOOK AT FUGLY NOW!!!" OMG I AM SO MAD!!!!!!!!! i WANT TO WRING THEIR FAT NECKS!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHEIRCUTCM,,,,AJLSKDRYFHEURACUROCYTHJROCUIERACHTLAEURCYWE5YJTAEUKRTJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJDDDDVATDCUROATUIECHTUAWEHJJJJKJHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKHKFFHKFHKHKFHKFHKFFHKFHKHKFHKFHKFZLDCFFZSDSDSD0Z
I MEAN SERIOUSLY!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

sorry. i had a bad case of akd. im just SOOOOO MAAADDD

by Beckley April 10, 2009

cht spk

The text message language (txt spk)of abbreviations that is further extended to instant messaging- "chatting"- on a computer. cht spk stands for chat speak. Generally, In cht spk, the use of vowels in long words is eliminated, and any word or syllable that sounds like a number is written as a number. silent letters are eliminated, and letter combinations are replaced with a similar sounding single letter if possible.

(The following is in cht spk)

Person #1: hy wassp bab? (hey whats up babe?)

Person #2: nm u? (nothing much, you?)

Person #1: jst chilln. (just chilling)

by Beckley April 13, 2009