sponer

spontaneous boner; an unexpected or unwanted erection of the penis

I was sittin' in church, and I got this sponer that wouldn't go down

by Beavis January 19, 2004

Piece of cake

To grossly underestimate the amount of time required to complete a task

Writing that code was a peice of cake, it took me three weeks to finish.

by beavis March 24, 2004

cock-tease

God damn, fat-e is always a real fucking cock tease!

by beavis March 17, 2003

cornholio

a fucking moron who is constipated and puts his fucking piece of shit shirt over his fucking head.

I am Cornholio, a fucking moron, and i put my piece of shit shirt over my fucking head.

by Beavis August 11, 2006

Sharonda

a fork used for eating

i ate with the shiney new Sharonda lat night

by Beavis October 07, 2006

PBS

A crap TV network that shows nothing but Barney shows and boring nature shows.

PBS. heh heh heh. He said P and then said BS. eh heh heh heh heh.

by Beavis July 24, 2003

fat-e

a big fucking queer who lives in hamilton, ohio

fat-e, suck my dick you faggot

by beavis March 17, 2003