mustard booger

(n) the little crusty bit of mustard that forms at the nozzle of a squeezable mustard container
Before squeezing mustard all over my hot weiner, I picked off the mustard booger.
by BeardedFatass December 16, 2002
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Mc-

(prefix) 1. related to a McDonald's restaurant, especially the food
2. mediocre or inferior in quality
3. generic

Usage: Append before nouns, verbs, adjectives, or adverbs; the M and the first letter of the original word should be capitalized with no spaces or hyphens
"This burger McSucks. I don't know why I keep buying these. They're making me McFat, and I know I'll have to McShit in a half hour."

"I got the McCrabs from that McHooker."

"Dang! This McRental doesn't even have a CD player!"
by BeardedFatass October 01, 2004
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squirt

by BeardedFatass December 16, 2002
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X

1. (prep) multiplied by
2. (n) radio station that plays the same four songs every hour
3. (adj) used to describe an object that prevents work from being done
4. (n) the archnemesis of O in Tic Tac Toe
5. (adj) located between a Z and a C
6. (n) a strike on Family Feud
7. (n) a mark on a scholastic examination that indicates "Wrong answer, Dumbass!"
8. (n) a letter in a naughty word - most commonly U, C, or K
9. (n) a kiss (plural XX or XXX)
X. (n) the Roman numeral ten
1. 5 X 2 = 10
2. You're listening to 102.1 - The X! That was the latest from Linkin Park. Coming up next hour, it's...Linkin Park. But first, here's "Jeremy" by Pearl Jam on 102.1 - The X!
3. I just got a new game for the X Box.
4.
X|X|0
0|0|X
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5. I need to press the X key once to type this sentence.
6. Show me...potato salad! (X)
X 7. The capital of Florida is F.
8. I don't give a fXXX what you think about this fXXXing definition!
9. I love you XXX
X. 10
by BeardedFatass January 12, 2004
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Atkins Diet

(n) a lame excuse for obese pigs to claim they are on a "diet" while they gorge themselves with excessive amounts of fatty meat, cheese, butter, and lard

(aka Fatkins Diet)
I'm on the Atkins Diet. Yesterday, I ate a 12-egg omelette, 36 sausage links, a brick of Cheddar cheese, 2 jars of peanuts, 4 sticks of butter, a 32-ounce steak wrapped in bacon, a pork roast, and a can of Crisco for dessert. The only reason I gained 135 pounds was because I accidentally inhaled a crouton.
by BeardedFatass May 18, 2004
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chenderson

After awakening naked in a dumpster outside the frat house, Craig was very disturbed to discover remnants of toe fungus inside his chenderson.
by BeardedFatass January 06, 2004
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McFart

(n) a very lethal expulsion of gas through the anus, characterized by being extremely warm and quiet, and is often used to strip paint

(v) {-ed,-ing} to let a McFart
McDonald's makes me McFart.
by BeardedFatass January 20, 2004
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