BeardedFatass's definitions

chickenshit

(n) a McNugget (also can be used in plural)

"I'll have the 10-piece chickenshit value meal."
"Would you like to super-size?"
"Will my chickenshit also be super-sized?"
"No, only the fries and drink. The chickenshit will remain the same size."
"Oh, I guess not then."
"What kind of sauce would you like with your chickenshit?"
"Does it matter?"

by BeardedFatass May 15, 2004

MC Hammer

(n) an Oakland rapper from the early 1990s named Stanley Kirk Burrell who liked to wear parachute pants while performing his MANY hits:
1. U Can't Touch This (1990, #8)
2. Have You Seen Her (1990, #4)
3. Pray (1990, #2)
4. 2 Legit 2 Quit (1992, #5)
5. Addams Groove (1992, #7)
6. Pumps and a Bump (1994, #26)

I have to take issue with the unfair characterization of M.C. Hammer as a one-hit wonder: he may be bankrupt and washed-up, but give the man credit for his multiple hits! Hasn't he suffered enough, going through life as a black man named Stanley?

by BeardedFatass May 15, 2004

froot

(n) brightly-colored chemical sweetners used to simulate fruit but legally forbidden by the FDA to be labeled as such

(adj) flavored with froot

Without looking, it's easier to guess the color of an M&M than the color of a Froot Loop.

by BeardedFatass April 5, 2004

KABOOM

(Etymology: The Naked Gun 2 1/2)

Key Atomic Benefits Organization Of Mankind

George W. Bush is meeting with KABOOM to discuss the benefits of nucular energy.

by BeardedFatass April 2, 2004

weapon of ass destruction

(n) a dirty bomb

I heard Bush now wants to look for weapons of ass destruction on Uranus.

by BeardedFatass February 3, 2004

gashole

(n) an inconsiderate lout with chronic flatulence

Don't fart on my head, you gashole!

by BeardedFatass January 20, 2004

McFart

(n) a very lethal expulsion of gas through the anus, characterized by being extremely warm and quiet, and is often used to strip paint

(v) {-ed,-ing} to let a McFart

McDonald's makes me McFart.

by BeardedFatass January 20, 2004