whoomp

1. (n)(obs.) the place where it is
2. (n) the place where it was

Has anyone seen Tag Team lately? Whoomp! They're gone! (Perhaps they're hanging out with 95 South.)

by BeardedFatass January 09, 2004

swing voter

(n) 1. one who is unable to make a decision
2. a bisexual

Bush and Dick spend a lot of time in the red-light district trying to woo swing voters.

by BeardedFatass October 01, 2004

chickenshit

(n) a McNugget (also can be used in plural)

"I'll have the 10-piece chickenshit value meal."
"Would you like to super-size?"
"Will my chickenshit also be super-sized?"
"No, only the fries and drink. The chickenshit will remain the same size."
"Oh, I guess not then."
"What kind of sauce would you like with your chickenshit?"
"Does it matter?"

by BeardedFatass May 15, 2004

pussy juice

(n) the fluid that oozes from a cat if you squeeze it hard enough

You thought this was going to be dirty, didn't you? Sick bastard.

by BeardedFatass December 11, 2002

gashole

(n) an inconsiderate lout with chronic flatulence

Don't fart on my head, you gashole!

by BeardedFatass January 20, 2004

Dilbertesque

(adj) resembling an office environment like the one depicted in Dilbert strips, used esp. of managment trends or specific situations that have been mocked in the strips

I knew it was going to be a long day when I discovered the office printer had been moved into my already-cramped cubicle. This wouldn't have been so bad, except that my coworkers seemed to think it was now my job to deliver them the documents they were sending to the printer, but when my boss asked me to bring him the printed copy of the email I had just sent to him from my desk, it was downright Dilbertesque.

by BeardedFatass January 09, 2004

vagine

(v) to bleed from the vagina
Inflected forms: vagined, vagining

Aw, man! Josh Babcock vagined all over my sofa!

by BeardedFatass December 11, 2002