KFC

Kentucky Fried Colonel

Now you know KFC's original recipe.

by BeardedFatass May 17, 2004

96

(n) a position where two people lie alongside each other facing opposite directions with their heads resting comfortably between their partner's butt cheeks

After performing 69, many sexual partners like to turn their backs and relax in a comfy 96, but this is ill-advised after eating Mexican food. The results may be grimm.

by BeardedFatass December 11, 2002

Do Not Call List

(n) a hypothetical list of people that no one in a certain group would ever intentionally call

Apparently, I accidentally signed up for the female Do Not Call List years ago, and that's why I have nothing better to do than sit on my ass posting Urban Dictionary entries.

by BeardedFatass May 18, 2004

pointy-haired boss

Etymology: A character in Scott Adams' Dilbert comic strip

(n) a clueless boss, esp. one that has been over-promoted and uses a lot of meaningless corporate buzzwords

My pointy-haired boss just told me I need to make a paradigm of strategizing my primary action items, just because I forgot to use the new cover sheet on the TPS reports.

by BeardedFatass January 11, 2004

MC Hammer

(n) an Oakland rapper from the early 1990s named Stanley Kirk Burrell who liked to wear parachute pants while performing his MANY hits:
1. U Can't Touch This (1990, #8)
2. Have You Seen Her (1990, #4)
3. Pray (1990, #2)
4. 2 Legit 2 Quit (1992, #5)
5. Addams Groove (1992, #7)
6. Pumps and a Bump (1994, #26)

I have to take issue with the unfair characterization of M.C. Hammer as a one-hit wonder: he may be bankrupt and washed-up, but give the man credit for his multiple hits! Hasn't he suffered enough, going through life as a black man named Stanley?

by BeardedFatass May 15, 2004

gay fag

(n) 1. a happy homosexual
2. a cigarette that prefers its butt to be sucked by a male

Despite his worries about being called redundant, the gay fag smiled as he smoked one of his gay fags.

by BeardedFatass June 20, 2006

one hit blunder

(n) a specific type of one hit wonder in which the artist's one and only hit defies all logic and reason

"The Heights" is one of the best examples of a one hit blunder: they are a fake band that performed the bland, generic theme to their low-rated TV show that was cancelled after less than half a season. Despite all this, "How Do You Talk To An Angel" actually spent TWO weeks at #1 in 1992. Wouldn't people have at least tuned in to the show to hear that fantastic theme?!

by BeardedFatass January 07, 2004