BeardedFatass's definitions

KABOOM

(Etymology: The Naked Gun 2 1/2)

Key Atomic Benefits Organization Of Mankind

George W. Bush is meeting with KABOOM to discuss the benefits of nucular energy.

by BeardedFatass April 2, 2004

gay fag

(n) 1. a happy homosexual
2. a cigarette that prefers its butt to be sucked by a male

Despite his worries about being called redundant, the gay fag smiled as he smoked one of his gay fags.

by BeardedFatass June 20, 2006

one hit blunder

(n) a specific type of one hit wonder in which the artist's one and only hit defies all logic and reason

"The Heights" is one of the best examples of a one hit blunder: they are a fake band that performed the bland, generic theme to their low-rated TV show that was cancelled after less than half a season. Despite all this, "How Do You Talk To An Angel" actually spent TWO weeks at #1 in 1992. Wouldn't people have at least tuned in to the show to hear that fantastic theme?!

by BeardedFatass January 7, 2004

weapon of ass destruction

(n) a dirty bomb

I heard Bush now wants to look for weapons of ass destruction on Uranus.

by BeardedFatass February 3, 2004

Dilbertesque

(adj) resembling an office environment like the one depicted in Dilbert strips, used esp. of managment trends or specific situations that have been mocked in the strips

I knew it was going to be a long day when I discovered the office printer had been moved into my already-cramped cubicle. This wouldn't have been so bad, except that my coworkers seemed to think it was now my job to deliver them the documents they were sending to the printer, but when my boss asked me to bring him the printed copy of the email I had just sent to him from my desk, it was downright Dilbertesque.

by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004

Do Not Call List

(n) a hypothetical list of people that no one in a certain group would ever intentionally call

Apparently, I accidentally signed up for the female Do Not Call List years ago, and that's why I have nothing better to do than sit on my ass posting Urban Dictionary entries.

by BeardedFatass May 18, 2004

96

(n) a position where two people lie alongside each other facing opposite directions with their heads resting comfortably between their partner's butt cheeks

After performing 69, many sexual partners like to turn their backs and relax in a comfy 96, but this is ill-advised after eating Mexican food. The results may be grimm.

by BeardedFatass December 11, 2002