n00b

(n) an online user who still knows how to spell and use basic sentence structure

> Hello.
> stfu n00b u sukc ih8u gfy

by BeardedFatass January 09, 2004

chenderson

(n) the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis

After awakening naked in a dumpster outside the frat house, Craig was very disturbed to discover remnants of toe fungus inside his chenderson.

by BeardedFatass January 06, 2004

McFart

(n) a very lethal expulsion of gas through the anus, characterized by being extremely warm and quiet, and is often used to strip paint

(v) {-ed,-ing} to let a McFart

McDonald's makes me McFart.

by BeardedFatass January 20, 2004

whoomp

1. (n)(obs.) the place where it is
2. (n) the place where it was

Has anyone seen Tag Team lately? Whoomp! They're gone! (Perhaps they're hanging out with 95 South.)

by BeardedFatass January 09, 2004

MC Hammer

(n) an Oakland rapper from the early 1990s named Stanley Kirk Burrell who liked to wear parachute pants while performing his MANY hits:
1. U Can't Touch This (1990, #8)
2. Have You Seen Her (1990, #4)
3. Pray (1990, #2)
4. 2 Legit 2 Quit (1992, #5)
5. Addams Groove (1992, #7)
6. Pumps and a Bump (1994, #26)

I have to take issue with the unfair characterization of M.C. Hammer as a one-hit wonder: he may be bankrupt and washed-up, but give the man credit for his multiple hits! Hasn't he suffered enough, going through life as a black man named Stanley?

by BeardedFatass May 15, 2004

gay fag

(n) 1. a happy homosexual
2. a cigarette that prefers its butt to be sucked by a male

Despite his worries about being called redundant, the gay fag smiled as he smoked one of his gay fags.

by BeardedFatass June 20, 2006

one hit blunder

(n) a specific type of one hit wonder in which the artist's one and only hit defies all logic and reason

"The Heights" is one of the best examples of a one hit blunder: they are a fake band that performed the bland, generic theme to their low-rated TV show that was cancelled after less than half a season. Despite all this, "How Do You Talk To An Angel" actually spent TWO weeks at #1 in 1992. Wouldn't people have at least tuned in to the show to hear that fantastic theme?!

by BeardedFatass January 07, 2004