BeardedFatass's definitions

Baltimoron

(n) a resident of Baltimore, esp. one who puts Old Bay in his coffee

Related word: Baltimoronic (adj)

At Orioles games, Baltimorons always like to desecrate the National Anthem by screaming "O!" in the middle of it.

by BeardedFatass January 6, 2004

photo finish

(n) an urgent need to defecate, usually associated with diarrhea, in which the bowels begin to move before the victim has reached the shitter

As Bob raced down the hallway, he clenched his butt-cheeks together as tightly as he could to stave the impending explosion of fecal matter. This was definitely going to be a photo finish.

by BeardedFatass January 6, 2004

chenderson

(n) the foreskin of an uncircumsized penis

After awakening naked in a dumpster outside the frat house, Craig was very disturbed to discover remnants of toe fungus inside his chenderson.

by BeardedFatass January 6, 2004

mustard booger

(n) the little crusty bit of mustard that forms at the nozzle of a squeezable mustard container

Before squeezing mustard all over my hot weiner, I picked off the mustard booger.

by BeardedFatass December 16, 2002

squirt

(n) a quick act of urination

I gotta go take a squirt; then we can leave.

by BeardedFatass December 16, 2002

vagine

(v) to bleed from the vagina
Inflected forms: vagined, vagining

Aw, man! Josh Babcock vagined all over my sofa!

by BeardedFatass December 11, 2002

96

(n) a position where two people lie alongside each other facing opposite directions with their heads resting comfortably between their partner's butt cheeks

After performing 69, many sexual partners like to turn their backs and relax in a comfy 96, but this is ill-advised after eating Mexican food. The results may be grimm.

by BeardedFatass December 11, 2002