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Dilbertesque 

(adj) resembling an office environment like the one depicted in Dilbert strips, used esp. of managment trends or specific situations that have been mocked in the strips
I knew it was going to be a long day when I discovered the office printer had been moved into my already-cramped cubicle. This wouldn't have been so bad, except that my coworkers seemed to think it was now my job to deliver them the documents they were sending to the printer, but when my boss asked me to bring him the printed copy of the email I had just sent to him from my desk, it was downright Dilbertesque.
Dilbertesque by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004
(n) an online user who still knows how to spell and use basic sentence structure
> Hello.
> stfu n00b u sukc ih8u gfy
n00b by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004
(n) a really long T-shirt that extends below the waistline to just above the knees
T-skirts are fast becoming a stylin' way for young males to cover up their underwear without actually having to pull their pants up above their asses.
T-skirt by BeardedFatass January 8, 2004
(adj) old, used to ascribe an artificial nostalgic value to crap that nobody would otherwise consider purchasing
The Old Junk Shop almost went out of business until they changed their name to Ye Olde Antique Shoppe.
olde by BeardedFatass January 8, 2004

Urban Pictionary 

(n) a version of the game Pictionary in which any of the following are true: (A) all the paper in the notepad has already been scribbled on, (B) all the markers included are black, (C) the timer has been stolen from the box, or (D) the box has a parking ticket taped to it
Urban Pictionary is a slang sketchbook with your pictures. Draw your world.
Urban Pictionary by BeardedFatass January 8, 2004

one hit blunder 

(n) a specific type of one hit wonder in which the artist's one and only hit defies all logic and reason
"The Heights" is one of the best examples of a one hit blunder: they are a fake band that performed the bland, generic theme to their low-rated TV show that was cancelled after less than half a season. Despite all this, "How Do You Talk To An Angel" actually spent TWO weeks at #1 in 1992. Wouldn't people have at least tuned in to the show to hear that fantastic theme?!
one hit blunder by BeardedFatass January 7, 2004

Google bomb

1. (n) a collaboration of web pages which use a common phrase in the names of hyperlinks to the same address for the explicit purpose of making that address appear at the top of the list when that phrase is typed into a Google search engine. (This phenomenon is unique to Google since most other search engines don't include text from hyperlinks in their databases.)

2. (v) (-ed,-ing) to conspire with other web page authors to create a Google bomb by agreeing on the search phrase and victim site
The most famous Google bomb can be triggered by searching for "miserable failure". As of 1/8/04, the White House biography of George W. Bush is still at top of the list. Some counterstrikes have been made on Jimmy Carter's bio and Michael Moore's website, which now appear second and third respectively.
Google bomb by BeardedFatass January 7, 2004