BeardedFatass's definitions

olde

(adj) old, used to ascribe an artificial nostalgic value to crap that nobody would otherwise consider purchasing

The Old Junk Shop almost went out of business until they changed their name to Ye Olde Antique Shoppe.

by BeardedFatass January 8, 2004

Google bomb

1. (n) a collaboration of web pages which use a common phrase in the names of hyperlinks to the same address for the explicit purpose of making that address appear at the top of the list when that phrase is typed into a Google search engine. (This phenomenon is unique to Google since most other search engines don't include text from hyperlinks in their databases.)

2. (v) (-ed,-ing) to conspire with other web page authors to create a Google bomb by agreeing on the search phrase and victim site

The most famous Google bomb can be triggered by searching for "miserable failure". As of 1/8/04, the White House biography of George W. Bush is still at top of the list. Some counterstrikes have been made on Jimmy Carter's bio and Michael Moore's website, which now appear second and third respectively.

by BeardedFatass January 7, 2004

tuna salad

(n) 1. an orgy
2. sexual intercourse with multiple female partners

Synonym: chicken salad (Jessica Simpson only)

A tuna salad is a great way to liven up your next company picnic.

by BeardedFatass January 12, 2004

Baltimoron

(n) a resident of Baltimore, esp. one who puts Old Bay in his coffee

Related word: Baltimoronic (adj)

At Orioles games, Baltimorons always like to desecrate the National Anthem by screaming "O!" in the middle of it.

by BeardedFatass January 6, 2004

n00b

(n) an online user who still knows how to spell and use basic sentence structure

> Hello.
> stfu n00b u sukc ih8u gfy

by BeardedFatass January 9, 2004

mustard booger

(n) the little crusty bit of mustard that forms at the nozzle of a squeezable mustard container

Before squeezing mustard all over my hot weiner, I picked off the mustard booger.

by BeardedFatass December 16, 2002

!!

slightly more shocking than ! but not quite as shocking as !!!

Exclamation points always seem to come in ones and threes!!

by BeardedFatass October 1, 2004