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Definitions by BeardedFatass

(n) 1. a happy homosexual
2. a cigarette that prefers its butt to be sucked by a male
Despite his worries about being called redundant, the gay fag smiled as he smoked one of his gay fags.
gay fag by BeardedFatass June 20, 2006

swing voter 

(n) 1. one who is unable to make a decision
2. a bisexual
Bush and Dick spend a lot of time in the red-light district trying to woo swing voters.
swing voter by BeardedFatass October 1, 2004
(prefix) 1. related to a McDonald's restaurant, especially the food
2. mediocre or inferior in quality
3. generic

Usage: Append before nouns, verbs, adjectives, or adverbs; the M and the first letter of the original word should be capitalized with no spaces or hyphens
"This burger McSucks. I don't know why I keep buying these. They're making me McFat, and I know I'll have to McShit in a half hour."

"I got the McCrabs from that McHooker."

"Dang! This McRental doesn't even have a CD player!"
Mc- by BeardedFatass October 1, 2004
slightly more shocking than ! but not quite as shocking as !!!
Exclamation points always seem to come in ones and threes!!
!! by BeardedFatass October 1, 2004

Do Not Call List 

(n) a hypothetical list of people that no one in a certain group would ever intentionally call
Apparently, I accidentally signed up for the female Do Not Call List years ago, and that's why I have nothing better to do than sit on my ass posting Urban Dictionary entries.

Atkins Diet 

(n) a lame excuse for obese pigs to claim they are on a "diet" while they gorge themselves with excessive amounts of fatty meat, cheese, butter, and lard

(aka Fatkins Diet)
I'm on the Atkins Diet. Yesterday, I ate a 12-egg omelette, 36 sausage links, a brick of Cheddar cheese, 2 jars of peanuts, 4 sticks of butter, a 32-ounce steak wrapped in bacon, a pork roast, and a can of Crisco for dessert. The only reason I gained 135 pounds was because I accidentally inhaled a crouton.
Atkins Diet by BeardedFatass May 18, 2004