Bearded Abe's definitions

The Bible

the book that is supposed to be the truth about god... fuck that. there is no god, there's jesus because he is in our history books, but no god. GOD IS A FAGGOT.

your fucking god is a faggot.

by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005

Nirvana

I can relate to nirvana. I started to listen them a few years ago. They saved my fucking life. I love that kind of music. It needs to be revived,

Nirvana is my savior

by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005

B.E.T

worthless waste of a channel on the god that is tv. almost as bad as MTV but tries to be more urban. fucking retards. plus its run by crazzzy white people trying to make there rich asses more white. and yes im white.

B.E.T is watched by white people who live in south philly thinking they are cool by watching this crap!! they ain't cool they is retarded.

by Bearded Abe March 17, 2005

Pussy licking

same thing as finger-lickin'-good

Pussy tastes good when its finger licking good.

by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005

shit-hole

The country of bratislava...'nuff said.

don't go to bratislava its a shit-hole...
'nuff said.

by Bearded Abe February 26, 2005

GARDEN STATE

the shittest state in these untied states.
some people call it home. i call it america's shit hole.

Garden State is americas shit hole and there is nothing u can do about it.

by Bearded Abe March 19, 2005

white shower

when a guy explodes his cum all over a girls chest. and it keeps cumming...

watch out for the white shower.

by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005