Bearded Abe's definitions

britney spears

talentless bitch who thinks she cound get a way with marring 2 people in a year. she is on tit is higher then the other one, whoring, ance covered bitch. no wonder she got a way with marring twice in one year, she's from the SOUTH!!!!! that kind of shit is normal down there. goddamn what a cunt.

britney spears=spear britney

by Bearded Abe March 17, 2005

shit-hole

The country of bratislava...'nuff said.

don't go to bratislava its a shit-hole...
'nuff said.

by Bearded Abe February 26, 2005

popular girls

1. girls who usually get gang banged by 10 black guys.

2. rich white jewish girlz with everything they ever wanted

3. what you're not

1. the gurls you see walking with a limp

2. the girls from lower merion high school

3. well everybody else execpt you and you and you

by Bearded Abe March 6, 2005

Pussy licking

same thing as finger-lickin'-good

Pussy tastes good when its finger licking good.

by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005

an old fuck

when your fuck a person that is over 60 years old. like your grandmother or an old babysitter or something.

Person 1: dude i fucked our babysitter.
Person 2: dude she was in her 60s.
Person 1: we were in LOVE!!!!
Person 2: haha you had an old fuck.

by bearded abe March 5, 2005

Main Line

The Main Line is full of rich, white, jews who drive there fucking BMWs and go out to eat every night. I live on the Main Line. I have been living there since the summer of '99 and I have grown to hate everybody there.

These fuckos think they can do whatever they want because they are jews. When I'm walking somewhere and I see one of these rich fucks I see them looking at me like I'm poor. If you live on the main...go to hell. If you want to live on the main line...you go problems.

The Main Line sucks monkey nuts.

by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005

Ehh Fuck It

ehh fuck it. i have nothing to say.

Ehh fuck it, i have nother to say.

by Bearded Abe February 26, 2005