Bearded Abe's definitions
according to the chruch: Spongebob is gay. what the fuck took them so long. he has the gayist voice, and everything that the show does he gay. now im no homophobe but the church took a long time to say that spongebob is a gay. Im jewish and even I know that spongebob is gay.
u know what?? spongebob is the antichrist.
u know what?? spongebob is the antichrist.
by Bearded Abe March 1, 2005
Get the spongebobmug. the book that is supposed to be the truth about god... fuck that. there is no god, there's jesus because he is in our history books, but no god. GOD IS A FAGGOT.
your fucking god is a faggot.
by Bearded Abe February 28, 2005
Get the The Biblemug. talentless bitch who thinks she cound get a way with marring 2 people in a year. she is on tit is higher then the other one, whoring, ance covered bitch. no wonder she got a way with marring twice in one year, she's from the SOUTH!!!!! that kind of shit is normal down there. goddamn what a cunt.
by Bearded Abe March 17, 2005
Get the britney spearsmug. by Bearded Abe February 26, 2005
Get the shit-holemug. 1. girls who usually get gang banged by 10 black guys.
2. rich white jewish girlz with everything they ever wanted
3. what you're not
2. rich white jewish girlz with everything they ever wanted
3. what you're not
1. the gurls you see walking with a limp
2. the girls from lower merion high school
3. well everybody else execpt you and you and you
2. the girls from lower merion high school
3. well everybody else execpt you and you and you
by Bearded Abe March 6, 2005
Get the popular girlsmug. ...one of the worst bands every. they suck more than dare I say OZZY. Besides Velvet Revolver is a shit load better
by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005
Get the Guns N' Rosesmug. The Main Line is full of rich, white, jews who drive there fucking BMWs and go out to eat every night. I live on the Main Line. I have been living there since the summer of '99 and I have grown to hate everybody there.
These fuckos think they can do whatever they want because they are jews. When I'm walking somewhere and I see one of these rich fucks I see them looking at me like I'm poor. If you live on the main...go to hell. If you want to live on the main line...you go problems.
These fuckos think they can do whatever they want because they are jews. When I'm walking somewhere and I see one of these rich fucks I see them looking at me like I'm poor. If you live on the main...go to hell. If you want to live on the main line...you go problems.
by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005
Get the Main Linemug.