Bearded Abe's definitions

spongebob

according to the chruch: Spongebob is gay. what the fuck took them so long. he has the gayist voice, and everything that the show does he gay. now im no homophobe but the church took a long time to say that spongebob is a gay. Im jewish and even I know that spongebob is gay.

u know what?? spongebob is the antichrist.

spongebob is the antichrist and theres nothing we can do about it.

by Bearded Abe March 1, 2005

Nirvana

I can relate to nirvana. I started to listen them a few years ago. They saved my fucking life. I love that kind of music. It needs to be revived,

Nirvana is my savior

by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005

Guns N' Roses

...one of the worst bands every. they suck more than dare I say OZZY. Besides Velvet Revolver is a shit load better

They suck what are you going to do??

by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005

Pussy licking

finger lickin' good
to eat out

the pussy was finger lickin' good
to pig out

by Bearded Abe March 9, 2005

Main Line

The Main Line is full of rich, white, jews who drive there fucking BMWs and go out to eat every night. I live on the Main Line. I have been living there since the summer of '99 and I have grown to hate everybody there.

These fuckos think they can do whatever they want because they are jews. When I'm walking somewhere and I see one of these rich fucks I see them looking at me like I'm poor. If you live on the main...go to hell. If you want to live on the main line...you go problems.

The Main Line sucks monkey nuts.

by Bearded Abe February 27, 2005

an old fuck

when your fuck a person that is over 60 years old. like your grandmother or an old babysitter or something.

Person 1: dude i fucked our babysitter.
Person 2: dude she was in her 60s.
Person 1: we were in LOVE!!!!
Person 2: haha you had an old fuck.

by bearded abe March 5, 2005

shit-hole

The country of bratislava...'nuff said.

don't go to bratislava its a shit-hole...
'nuff said.

by Bearded Abe February 26, 2005