Definitions by BeanLover69

Portuguese Massage

The constant shaking of cars due to how roads were constructed long ago in Europe’s main landmass.

“Yo dude, when I was on vacation in Berlin, I got a Portuguese Massage“
“Bogus!”

Portuguese Massage by BeanLover69 December 7, 2024

Wyoming 

An empty field the size of a U.S. State with a population of 34.

“Hey, where do you want to go when you grow up?”
“Anywhere except Wyoming.”

Wyoming by BeanLover69 February 14, 2024

Lilith 

The first woman in the book of genesis.

“Why was Lilith cast out the garden?”
“I dunno”

Lilith by BeanLover69 February 14, 2024

Artemy Burakh

1. A Russian surgeon from a small town in the Russian Steppe who also specializes in haruspicy
2. The man who famously said “GO ONION! I NEED TO COLLECT THE TOOLS!”
3. One of the 3 playable fictional characters in Pathologic Classic HD.

“Who was that character from that video game with the funny translation?” “Artemy Burakh.”

Artemy Burakh by BeanLover69 January 14, 2024

Globgukasizakdusjehh 

The Icelandic word for “Incoherently”

“He spoke very globgukasizakdusjehh”

Globgukasizakdusjehh by BeanLover69 October 7, 2023

Moai Emoji 

A word to use to express dissatisfaction with something or someone.

“Rent is due” “Moai emoji”

Moai Emoji by BeanLover69 October 6, 2023

Ninovium

The 118 Element on the Periodic Table

"The rock had Ninovium inside."

Ninovium by BeanLover69 October 2, 2023