Jersey

The Best State ever where only the strong survive

Yea im from Jersey, I can kick ur ass any day or i can get the mafia to do it for me

by Bean January 22, 2004

Shovel

relating to, or slang for, the penis.

dude, let go of my shovel

by Bean September 07, 2004

vibrator

El Enemigo!! (the enemy in spanish)

The antithesis to the male penis.

Your ex-girlfriend: Yeah, I dumped him, alright. But hey, I gotta vibrator.

by Bean April 18, 2005

Easy-Mac

A quick and meaningless crush as a means to fulfill an emotional need, Often on a fictional character.

My boyfrend dumped me, I think I need some easy-mac.
OMG! Wolverine is so easy-mac!

by Bean January 27, 2004

marriage

Suicide in it's worst form.

Jerry: Dude, Ben committed marriage yesterday.

Joe: Holy shit dude. Well, so much for hanging out with ben.

by Bean March 07, 2005

negakewl

1) The opposite of kewl, that being 3 polish circus performers hailing a cab on a raft made up of hollowed out dinosaurs bones in the middle of the red sea, and one of the performers is 96.3% lithium.
2) Setting your own bedtime.
3) Steve Pinske.

JAN: Fight Club is the coolest movie ever.

BEAN: Fight Club is emo.

Sheep: Antikewl. That's just antikewl. Stop f*cking talking to me.

by Bean May 07, 2005

manticipation

The anticipation for sex or any romantic encounter with a man: "man"+"anticipation"= manticipation!

She manticipated their next date for days- she wanted him bad!

by bean June 14, 2004