Bean's definitions

negakewl

1) The opposite of kewl, that being 3 polish circus performers hailing a cab on a raft made up of hollowed out dinosaurs bones in the middle of the red sea, and one of the performers is 96.3% lithium.
2) Setting your own bedtime.
3) Steve Pinske.

JAN: Fight Club is the coolest movie ever.

BEAN: Fight Club is emo.

Sheep: Antikewl. That's just antikewl. Stop f*cking talking to me.

by Bean May 6, 2005

Drugstore

adjective: Being generic or steryotypical. Often associated with being a poser.

Blink 182, Sum 41, and Greenday are all examples of drugstore punk.
Avril lavigne is such a drugstore punk.

by Bean January 27, 2004

bean cap

to get fucked in the ass and then lick the shit off the penis

John fucked Jenny in the ass and she totally gave him a bean cap!

by Bean January 10, 2005

vibrator

El Enemigo!! (the enemy in spanish)

The antithesis to the male penis.

Your ex-girlfriend: Yeah, I dumped him, alright. But hey, I gotta vibrator.

by Bean April 17, 2005

pussy rock

a particularly gay genre of rock and roll where either the song matter or the members of the band are effeminate

marcy playound

by bean February 10, 2003

nig nog

a world unknown either north or south

is it north or south from seattle and do they make their own beer

by bean November 18, 2004

mop

fucking the mop, the dirtiest hairy kid ever. He's looking at me right now and being dirty. Plays counterstrike all day. Also says he likes to take it up the ass or something like that.

look at that mop over there with his raggedy ann hair.

by bean May 27, 2003