pussy whipped

Owned by a woman

<STFUn00bz> d00d!1 Yuo is pwned by teh women!11 LOLZ!!!!!!!!!!!!
<Steve> Shut up, just SHUT UP!!!!

by Bastardized Bottomburp May 14, 2003

:'S

An expression of confusion one feels when one has a dagger lodged in one's face.

:'S WTF, is there, like, a dagger in my face?

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

metric shitload

The equivalent of 1000 metric shitballs.

I plopped a metric shitload of faeces all over the sidewalk, blocking movement on the road.

by Bastardized Bottomburp June 27, 2003

sloppy

To describe poo

I'm doing a sloppy poo!

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003

hallo

dumbass internet-chode's way of saying 'hello'

"HALLO EVRY1!11"
"Shut up or I steal your manporn!"

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 20, 2003

native

Forgotten people of America and Australia.

by bastardized bottomburp May 28, 2003

assess

The Princess of Ass

Dear Assess,

Please join me for dinner under the cows ass.

Your love, Harry the Bastard

by Bastardized Bottomburp March 18, 2003