Sweet Stick

lameass sophomore who carries a stick around at a south jersey college.

Sweet Stick doesnt get any!

by Barry G. September 08, 2004

ASSbury park

Big NJ gay hangout. Future home of Jim McGreevey and Golan Cipel.

"ASSbury park is so gay the guys on Queer Eye dont go there!"

by Barry G. September 16, 2004

Voodoo robot

math professor who mispronounces zero and studies students pictures in his free time. Can't teach for anything!

"What was the Voodoo Robot talking about today?"

by Barry G. September 24, 2004

daycare

what goes on at a certain central bergen county high school involving teachers giving answer keys on tests and the constant yelling of "jizz, waste and dildo"

It might snow in Detroit, so daycare is cancelled for today.

by Barry G. March 23, 2004

Evil Floormate

college student who is obsessed with pretty girl he worked with but cant get. claims he doesnt drink when he gets smashed all the time.

"Walk the other way to avoid the evil floormate!"

by Barry G. September 08, 2004

Commander Autopilot

Gay kid from Bergen County, NJ who is obsessed with JFK, thinks Republicans are evil, and is a Catholic fundamentalist freak. Attacks others for no reason. Drives a crappy Geo.

"Commander Autopilot doesn't like girls!"

by Barry G. March 23, 2004

Overachievers

Students at a South Jersey college whos life revolves around making elaborate posters and powerpoints to make their fun-loving classmates look bad.

"Now the overachievers are bringing in consultants to help with their projects!"

by Barry G. September 22, 2004