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Definitions by Baron Von Batwing

A very norty bear who walks around wearing only a t-shirt with no bottoms on eating "hunny". His boyfriend is a piglet named Piglet other fiends involved are ee-or the donkey, tigger, an owl, a couple of kangaroos and some random boy.
This motly bunch of cocksmokers have pathetic adventures which are so boring they make you want to kill yourself.
A recent study indicated that kids raised on a diet of "Pooh" will grow up to have shit for brains and will most likely expose themselves to strangers in wooded areas.
Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, cubby little tubby all stuffed with cock...
Pooh by Baron Von Batwing February 18, 2007
1) Mung-ger: Someone who mongers(sells) something, for example fish-monger, ironmonger,whoremonger, assmonger, cockmonger

2) Mong-er: A mentally challenged person,retard,spaz,mongoloid(from which the word is derived)
"That assmonger can be such a monger sometimes!"
monger by Baron Von Batwing January 16, 2005

thailand 

A beautiful place, sadly haunted by by flabby old perverted western men who want to do things that would get them hung in their own communities.
Never trust anyone who has been to thailand more than twice.
" So i heard Dave got such a bad infestation of genital warts , his cock dropped off, then he got hacked to death by thai villagers. Serves him right , the dirty nonce"
thailand by Baron Von Batwing January 15, 2005
1) A scary creature
2) An ugly woman
3) A crap film about a ropey old killer lesbian
4) A large shit
5) A large penis
6) Anything large
"Daniel dropped his pants, it was a fucking monster!!"
monster by Baron Von Batwing January 15, 2005

baby hedgehog 

Another phrase for a mans scrotum.
I found a baby hedgehog in the park the other day and took it home only to find a naked man attatched to it.
baby hedgehog by Baron Von Batwing January 14, 2005
Moldovan band who produced the dangerously addictive Dragostea din tei, otherwise known as the noma noma song.
There is a famous video clip of a fat boy really enjoying it that can be seen on Newgrounds etc.
Hello on a cellphone, greetings, it's me, an outlaw,
I ask you, my love, to accept happiness.
Hello, hello, it's me, Picasso,
I sent you a beep cellphone signal, and I'm brave or strong,
But you should know that I'm not asking for anything from you

Chorus from Dragostea din tei , roughly translated
o-zone by Baron Von Batwing January 14, 2005

merde berglare 

The French are such a bunch of merde berglares
merde berglare by Baron Von Batwing January 12, 2005