Pooh

A very norty bear who walks around wearing only a t-shirt with no bottoms on eating "hunny". His boyfriend is a piglet named Piglet other fiends involved are ee-or the donkey, tigger, an owl, a couple of kangaroos and some random boy.
This motly bunch of cocksmokers have pathetic adventures which are so boring they make you want to kill yourself.
A recent study indicated that kids raised on a diet of "Pooh" will grow up to have shit for brains and will most likely expose themselves to strangers in wooded areas.
Winnie the Pooh, Winnie the Pooh, cubby little tubby all stuffed with cock...
by Baron Von Batwing January 06, 2005
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baby hedgehog

Another phrase for a mans scrotum.
I found a baby hedgehog in the park the other day and took it home only to find a naked man attatched to it.
by Baron Von Batwing January 15, 2005
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Arse Genie

1) A small amount of watery excrement that shouldn't be in your underpants but is.
Arse genies manifest for no known reason, not because of shock or following through when you attempt to pass wind or any other legitimate reason for shitting yourself. Very often the first a person will know of their arse genie is a slippery sensation between the arse cheeks when walking which is often mistaken for sweat. It is only when they go to wipe the sweat away and realise that it is brown that they know they have a genie.

2) An actual genie that that may attempt to persuade you to rub their rusty sherrifs badge in exchange for wishes.
"What the fuck is this? I don't seem to recal shitting meself today?"
by Baron Von Batwing January 06, 2005
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monster

1) A scary creature
2) An ugly woman
3) A crap film about a ropey old killer lesbian
4) A large shit
5) A large penis
6) Anything large
"Daniel dropped his pants, it was a fucking monster!!"
by Baron Von Batwing January 16, 2005
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thailand

A beautiful place, sadly haunted by by flabby old perverted western men who want to do things that would get them hung in their own communities.
Never trust anyone who has been to thailand more than twice.
" So i heard Dave got such a bad infestation of genital warts , his cock dropped off, then he got hacked to death by thai villagers. Serves him right , the dirty nonce"
by Baron Von Batwing January 15, 2005
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chicken wing

The pendulous or excess skin that hangs from the underside of the upper arms. Most commonly found on fat women from the north of England.
"Ugh, that fat-ass old barmaid just whapped me in the face with her sweaty chicken wing when she reached over to collect my glass!"
by Baron Von Batwing January 06, 2005
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o-zone

Moldovan band who produced the dangerously addictive Dragostea din tei, otherwise known as the noma noma song.
There is a famous video clip of a fat boy really enjoying it that can be seen on Newgrounds etc.
Hello on a cellphone, greetings, it's me, an outlaw,
I ask you, my love, to accept happiness.
Hello, hello, it's me, Picasso,
I sent you a beep cellphone signal, and I'm brave or strong,
But you should know that I'm not asking for anything from you

Chorus from Dragostea din tei , roughly translated
by Baron Von Batwing January 15, 2005
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