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Definitions by Bar Bare-All Eden

PETER: Wow! Pamela is sooooo Melony!

BOBBY: Watch it. Tommy beat the shit out of Greg for getting so titelated over her.

PETER: Yea? But I bet Greg was being Budstupider at the time, right?

BOBBY: True. Good point bro'.
Melony by Bar Bare-All Eden June 12, 2006

snifacunt other

A fun way to say and spell "significant other".
AT THE BAR:

PETER: WOW! Whose that beautiful babe walking in the door?

BOBBY: That's Sharon, my new snifacunt other, brother.

PETER: Yeah, I'd like to snif...I mean, you know, if she wasn't YOUR lady.

condition 

You're having an all night party. Someone falls asleep. You put some real cummy looking hair conditioner on them to simulate the appearance of someone having ejaculated on them while they were asleep.
PETER: Hey, Bobby, Greg's asleep. Let's "condition" him!

BOBBY: Cool! Perfect, I don't think he's ever heard of that, so it will really get him!

......THREE HOURS LATER......

GREG: (Yawn......wipes face......opens eyes......) What the fuck! What happened to me......GROSS! God damn it! Where are those fucking faggots!
condition by Bar Bare-All Eden June 12, 2006

Punky Brewster 

An underage beer drinking chick.
JIM: Who's that foxy chick suckin' on the Bud over there?

DAN: Shit! That's my sister Sedna, Jim! She's totally Punky Brewster. You gotta help me get her outta here.

titelation 

titelation = "tit elation", ie, the joy a man feels when he sees a beautiful set of bOObies.
TITELATION:
Nipsey Russell was totally titelated when Pamela let him do an Etch-A-Sketch and then suck on her nips. He was Nipspinnin'!

singlish 

"legally separated" or "divorce filed, but not yet final".
ANNA: So, are you married, or not?

BOB: I'm singlish.

ANNA: Singlish?

BOB: Divorce filed, but not yet final.

ANNA: Cool. So, let's fuck!
singlish by Bar Bare-All Eden June 11, 2006

Bud Wisecracker

A dude who starts slinging insults after he's had a few brews (such as budweiser).
BUD WISECRACKER: Hey, Pamela, you got some nice titties on ya! Come over here and let me suck on your nips!

PAMELA: Shut up, Asshole!

BUD WISECRACKER: What are you lookin' at Tommy.

SMASH!!! Tommy's fist knocks out all of Bud's front teeth and sends him on a snooze cruise.