Banana Hammie's definitions

Punch box

Big gay hole for fisting and twisting.

Some German dungeon broad is getting her punch box worked in the other room.

by Banana Hammie March 2, 2020

Beaverboy

A little big man boy who is perfect cunnilingus height and can't get enough.

Caitlin the clit-tard fantasizes that Peter Dinklage will someday become her beaverboy.

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Tribal tits

Long cylindrical or pancake style breasts that get in the way of everything! They flap and slap, they can't be contained. Tribal tits are not for bras and bras aren't made for tribal tits.

I was watching a documentary about the Pygmy people the other day. One of them had crazy tribal tits!

by Banana Hammie November 6, 2019

Bunker Gimp

A standard gimp that lives in your bunker, instead of your dungeon, to make the apocalypse spicey.

My ass is sooo torn up from the family bunker gimp pounding I've been taking. I don't know how much of this BGD I can handle.

by Banana Hammie December 13, 2019

Spreged

Describing someone's spread legs, readying themselves for the juicy fat cock with a big blue vein going through it.

The Bible says to not covet thine bro's spreged little harlot.

by Banana Hammie December 15, 2019

Woodstock Tattoo

When one sticks their crystal inside their partner's b-hole and then takes it out and draws on the person's back with said crystal.

During this year's peyote conference I gave my non-binary lover a Woodstock Tattoo.

by Banana Hammie September 22, 2021

TardGrinder

A popular dating website for retarded people.

Oliver: "Hay man where did you meet that hot chick?"
Theo: "Oh, I met this hot number on TardGrinder!"

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019