Dad Rock

A variety of genres from the 60s and 70s that dads are most likely to enjoy. Dad Rock is made up of Psychedelic Rock, yearly Hard Rock, Progressive Rock, and Shoe Gaze.
Like if Dad Rock dominates your dad's record collection!
by Banana Hammie March 06, 2020
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Chubby rain

The sweaty pizza delivery boy dropped chubby rain down on the big Jewish individual's face and stuff.
by Banana Hammie June 18, 2020
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White-hot Junior

An untapped twink, unexplored territory, virgin ground waiting to be PLOWED.
I better get that White-hot Junior before it ain't junior no more.
by Banana Hammie October 21, 2020
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Spanish Pizza

That thing when you eat pizza sauce, olives, and a party cheese ball out of an open ass.
This club has everything, more drinking than anyone can handle, a dangerous midget, and private rooms for Spanish Pizza.
by Banana Hammie April 12, 2020
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Downy Syndrome

When you apply too much Downy Unstoppable and you get unstoppable confidence because you smell good and stuff.
Fat nerd: Wow that old lady who just showed up at our school is sooo cool, it's like she's unstoppable!

Gay nerd: I know she must have Downy Syndrome.
by Banana Hammie December 19, 2019
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Apple cheeks

Full and round, wet with dew, flushed and rosy like the Pink Lady variety of apple. Apple Cheeks on a male are a marker of inborn homosexuality on the deepest genetic level.
With apple cheeks like that, George Michael could never pass for straight.
by Banana Hammie November 01, 2019
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Squatlander

A special little man who has magic blood.
I was chasing a squatlander through the woods to get his cream, but he was too fast, slippery, and small.
by Banana Hammie October 27, 2019
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