Banana Hammie's definitions

Bunker Gimp

A standard gimp that lives in your bunker, instead of your dungeon, to make the apocalypse spicey.

My ass is sooo torn up from the family bunker gimp pounding I've been taking. I don't know how much of this BGD I can handle.

by Banana Hammie December 13, 2019

Spreged

Describing someone's spread legs, readying themselves for the juicy fat cock with a big blue vein going through it.

The Bible says to not covet thine bro's spreged little harlot.

by Banana Hammie December 15, 2019

Woodstock Tattoo

When one sticks their crystal inside their partner's b-hole and then takes it out and draws on the person's back with said crystal.

During this year's peyote conference I gave my non-binary lover a Woodstock Tattoo.

by Banana Hammie September 22, 2021

TardGrinder

A popular dating website for retarded people.

Oliver: "Hay man where did you meet that hot chick?"
Theo: "Oh, I met this hot number on TardGrinder!"

by Banana Hammie October 26, 2019

Pulling a Dolf

When one achieves pure Dolfdom(becoming the master of your universe).

In episode twenty, He-man was totally pulling a Dolf when he murdered Skelator with an ax.

by Banana Hammie November 5, 2019

Chodular

Taking the shape of or having to do with a chode, chode-like

Look at that chodular man and his chodular kids, gross.

by Banana Hammie December 26, 2020

Sissy lizard bitch

Some lame little pasty fuckhead with no chin who thinks he's a "master gamer" and is probably autistic. A sissy lizard bitch constantly questions and contradicts everything you do.

Adrian is such a sissy lizard bitch, he can't even defeat that wall eyed kid Harish in Mario Cart!

by Banana Hammie October 28, 2019