Balls Obama's definitions

That Vegan Teacher

That Vegan Teacher refers to an elderly woman who masturbates using fruits or vegetables.

Jane is a That Vegan Teacher, as she masturbates by sticking a cucumber up her ass.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Fox News

Donald trump’s propaganda machine. Known for spreading lies.

Fox news: Election was rigged!
Intelligent people: Classic fox news propaganda.

by Balls Obama May 3, 2023

Confederate flag

The sexual act of sticking a confederate flag up one’s vagina or anus. Often very stimulated.

I did confederate flag yesterday.

by Balls Obama September 21, 2023

Melania Trump

A gay orgy in which the participants are all above the age of 70 and weight at least 300 pounds.

Dude, that Melania Trump was lit.

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Balls obama

Me

I am balls obama

by Balls Obama July 21, 2022

Nick Fuentes

A sex position in which one partner inserts their erect penis into an opening in the other partner’s scalp.

I love Nick Fuentes!

by Balls Obama September 4, 2023

Conservative

Someone who wants to keep values from 2000 years ago.

Person:Let’s legalize homosexual marriage.
Conservative:NOO THE BIBLE SAYS NO GAY!!!

by Balls Obama May 3, 2023