Balls's definitions

doggy fizzle

A kid who thinks hes the shit at Halo and Halo 2 but is the complete opposite

Why did Doggy Fizzle just rape himself. I didn't think that was possible in video games.

by Balls December 1, 2004

Scobie face

The act of at least 6 prostitutes shitting in a bucket and pouring it over a john's face by his request.

Chris paid $2000 to be Scobie Faced the night before his wedding.

by Balls February 3, 2010

Gourmet

A new term to define girl's asses/dumpers. Verb.

"Man, that girls ass is GOURMET!"
"Dude, get your hands off my girlfriend's gourmet ass."
"I'd like to slip a finger down that girls crack. Gourmet."

by Balls November 14, 2004

Faglor

A male who hates women because they wont touch his sack.
A pro-male male. Masculinist.

Feder-FUCKING-rico is a faglor.

by Balls July 6, 2003

vesuvius

When a guy sets fire to his loved-one's pubic hair, just prior to ejaculation, then pulls out and extinguishes the flames with semen before they result in a 'scorched earth' type situation.

Good method of contraception, who really wants to remain inside with a burning bush pressed against their stomach?

Him: Hold on honey, i'll have that out in no time.
Her: AAAAAAAAARGGHHHH AAAAAIIIEEEEE IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

by Balls March 24, 2004

Gey

When something exceeds being excessively gay.

VERB - "I think she wants to have sex with me, but I don't want to use her."
"..... Dude, totally gey."

NOUN - "I gotta go clean my new white basketball shoes, I'll meet up with you later."
"You're such a fucking gey."

by Balls November 14, 2004

backspace

poo

i backspaced all over robs guitar

by balls October 6, 2003