Balls's definitions

doggy fizzle

A kid who thinks hes the shit at Halo and Halo 2 but is the complete opposite

Why did Doggy Fizzle just rape himself. I didn't think that was possible in video games.

by Balls December 1, 2004

Vagina Cover

New term for girl's panties. Cause that's what they cover, dumbass.

"Wear those pink panties I like."
"Ew! I hate that word."
"Fine. Wear those pink vagina covers I like."

by Balls November 19, 2004

Gey

When something exceeds being excessively gay.

VERB - "I think she wants to have sex with me, but I don't want to use her."
"..... Dude, totally gey."

NOUN - "I gotta go clean my new white basketball shoes, I'll meet up with you later."
"You're such a fucking gey."

by Balls November 14, 2004

Gourmet

A new term to define girl's asses/dumpers. Verb.

"Man, that girls ass is GOURMET!"
"Dude, get your hands off my girlfriend's gourmet ass."
"I'd like to slip a finger down that girls crack. Gourmet."

by Balls November 14, 2004

Dumper

A girl's ass that you'd like to tap. Infact, any girls ass. I love girl asses.

"Man, that girl's legs go on forever."
"Not a bad dumper either."

by Balls November 14, 2004

Mud flaps

Derogatory statement describing a girls vagina. You can picture it if you'd like.

"How was she?"
"Decent. .. Hell of a lot of mud flap down there though."

by Balls November 14, 2004

froggy eyes

When a man wears a thong/g-string backwards.

Chris pulled out the 'ole' froggy eyes again; we just couldn't believe it was done at the bank.

by Balls October 29, 2004