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NTW is an abbreviation that originates in Scotland that stands for "Nail The Whale".
The exact origin is unsure but it's thought to have originated in the Glasgow area (possibly South side of Glasgow) and realtes to the sexual conquest of some girl who was smitten by a guy called Skoot Mackoo.
The exact origin is unsure but it's thought to have originated in the Glasgow area (possibly South side of Glasgow) and realtes to the sexual conquest of some girl who was smitten by a guy called Skoot Mackoo.
"What you up to tonight ?"
"I'm out looking for Skoot"
"Looking for Skoot ? Why"
"I'm gonna NTW tonight"
"I'm out looking for Skoot"
"Looking for Skoot ? Why"
"I'm gonna NTW tonight"
by Baku Goose July 24, 2009
Get the NTW mug.A Wraithmell is a moment of extreme panic or shock experienced by a male when he gets "hit on" by a horny/crazy slut in a bar.
Symptoms include a fluttering heartbeat, temporary loss of speech, deep reddening of the face and in severe cases a retraction of the testicles back into the body similar to the manouvre used by sumo wrestlers to protect their nads during a wrestling bout.
Symptoms include a fluttering heartbeat, temporary loss of speech, deep reddening of the face and in severe cases a retraction of the testicles back into the body similar to the manouvre used by sumo wrestlers to protect their nads during a wrestling bout.
by Baku Goose July 27, 2009
Get the Wraithmell mug.A Dinwoodie is similar to a woodie (or woody) and is used to describe an erection.
The main difference between a "Dinwodie" and a standard "woodie" is the origin of the state of stiffness.
A "Dinwoodie" is generally obtained as a direct result of stimulation from direct contact with lycra cycling shorts (must have chamois crotch) and friction against the saddle of a racing bicycle.
The effect is most noticable amongst cyclists who wear ridiculously coloured lycra racing outfits, cycling "spumble" helmets and mirrored sunglasses.
Some cyclists refuse to use the term due to it's ever increasing popularity amongst the general public and use the cycling fraternity "insider" definition "PB" which many members of the public thing refers to a "personal best" time when it actually means "pulsating boner"
The main difference between a "Dinwodie" and a standard "woodie" is the origin of the state of stiffness.
A "Dinwoodie" is generally obtained as a direct result of stimulation from direct contact with lycra cycling shorts (must have chamois crotch) and friction against the saddle of a racing bicycle.
The effect is most noticable amongst cyclists who wear ridiculously coloured lycra racing outfits, cycling "spumble" helmets and mirrored sunglasses.
Some cyclists refuse to use the term due to it's ever increasing popularity amongst the general public and use the cycling fraternity "insider" definition "PB" which many members of the public thing refers to a "personal best" time when it actually means "pulsating boner"
Check that guy out on the bike, you can see his Dinwoodie !!
North Lanarkshire is full of Dinwoodies during the cycling season !!
North Lanarkshire is full of Dinwoodies during the cycling season !!
by Baku Goose August 10, 2009
Get the Dinwoodie mug.An abbreviation for "pulsating boner" used by Cyclists in place of Dinwoodie, often mistaken by people outwith the cycling fraternity for "Personal Best"
Cyclist : Yo man, 30 minutes to cycle to work and I got a PB
Non Cyclist : You said it only took you 25 minutes last week, how can 30 be a PB ?
Cyclist : It's a bike thing man, you wouldn't understand
Non Cyclist : Hahahahaha... You've got a Dinwoodie
Non Cyclist : You said it only took you 25 minutes last week, how can 30 be a PB ?
Cyclist : It's a bike thing man, you wouldn't understand
Non Cyclist : Hahahahaha... You've got a Dinwoodie
by Baku Goose August 12, 2009
Get the PB mug.A strange, mystical Neanderthal like creature that allegedly roams the Caucasus (with the exception of Mount Elbrus) and the Kazakh Steppe.
Although there has never been any conclusive proof that the "Santos" actually exists rumours abound in the folklore of the region and the similarity in description across all the different countries cast some sort of credibility to it's existence.
The creature is said to be of "swarthy" appearance and has a lumbering gait that makes it appear to stagger as though drunk with the Azerbaijani, Dagestan, Chechnya and some Georgian people referring to it as "Chorni Chuchka Santos", and the Kazakhs calling it "Monkeyears Santos"
There are many rumours of conflicts between the Santos and local villagers and it is said to be aggressive if cornered and bears the scars of many battles.
It's said it moves between the Caucasus and the Kazakh Steppe by swimming the Caspian Sea and there have been limited sightings reported in the Ural River in Atyrau, however most local experts believe it migrates over frozen areas of the Caspian during the winter months.
It is reportedly a solitary creature that eats fermented fruit which may account for it's drunken like state in many of it's sightings
Although there has never been any conclusive proof that the "Santos" actually exists rumours abound in the folklore of the region and the similarity in description across all the different countries cast some sort of credibility to it's existence.
The creature is said to be of "swarthy" appearance and has a lumbering gait that makes it appear to stagger as though drunk with the Azerbaijani, Dagestan, Chechnya and some Georgian people referring to it as "Chorni Chuchka Santos", and the Kazakhs calling it "Monkeyears Santos"
There are many rumours of conflicts between the Santos and local villagers and it is said to be aggressive if cornered and bears the scars of many battles.
It's said it moves between the Caucasus and the Kazakh Steppe by swimming the Caspian Sea and there have been limited sightings reported in the Ural River in Atyrau, however most local experts believe it migrates over frozen areas of the Caspian during the winter months.
It is reportedly a solitary creature that eats fermented fruit which may account for it's drunken like state in many of it's sightings
by Baku Goose August 12, 2009
Get the Santos mug.Scottish jobby. Approx 9"-14" in length (varying thickness) and must protrude from the water in the bowl of the toilet pan and look as though it's "keichin' oot the water"
Went to see some friends off to the coast and had a monster keich..... looked like the Loch Ness Monster trying to climb oot the lavvy
by Baku Goose July 13, 2009
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