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Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.
by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019
Get the Ass Paper mug.This is when someone continues to speak AT you even though you don't want to hear or reply to them in any way. Often times the one doing the ear fucking will make statements, then expect some type of response.
by Bailmaninmo April 30, 2019
Get the EAR FUCKED mug.Blastback occurs when someone farts and the wind blows the stench of the fart back into the farters face.
by Bailmaninmo March 24, 2019
Get the Blastback mug.A "Dick Salute" is the same thing as a regular military salute between officers and enlisted people except instead of saluting the other person with 4 fingers to your hat, or to your rifle, you do that same salute to your crotch area and then wait for the other person to salute back that same way before releasing the salute. It is not limited only to men. Women can do it as well. But it's always done by saluting the crotch. This is starting to get real popular in jails and other correctional institutions. Military personnel should not give dick salutes. That won't work out. This is a civilian thing.
by Bailmaninmo April 1, 2019
Get the Dick Salute mug.The state of mind where a person is overwhelmed by everything that they are trying to accomplish. Often times, this state of mind causes the persons mind to "shut down" and therefore be rendered useless for any sort of common sense reasoning.
by Bailmaninmo April 19, 2018
Get the Discombobulated mug."CATTLE" is a word that describes a person, or group of people who go through daily life following the dictates of anything they may see or hear from the media. These type of individuals refuse to think for themselves, like livestock, and follow the leader in the blind no matter what their objective is. AND the cattle don't care what it is.
She is stupid, like cattle in a barn house. Any time there is a movement from the other cattle , she will follow. CATTLE.
by Bailmaninmo November 6, 2017
Get the CATTLE mug.Hunkered down dead refers to a person who is too lazy do get up out of bed. More specifically one who sleeps most of the time.
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