Bailmaninmo's definitions

Dick Salute

A "Dick Salute" is the same thing as a regular military salute between officers and enlisted people except instead of saluting the other person with 4 fingers to your hat, or to your rifle, you do that same salute to your crotch area and then wait for the other person to salute back that same way before releasing the salute. It is not limited only to men. Women can do it as well. But it's always done by saluting the crotch. This is starting to get real popular in jails and other correctional institutions. Military personnel should not give dick salutes. That won't work out. This is a civilian thing.

He gave me a "Dick Salute"

by Bailmaninmo April 1, 2019

Do-Nothinger

A "Do-Nothinger" is a person who is employed by some sort of retail establishment who does nothing at all while customers are waiting. They will normally just act like they have a purpose, but they don't. This can be seen in banks, and other governmental agencies where there are consumers waiting in line wishing the employees would hurry up and get to them while they appear to be doing things related to the business at hand, but they are not.

Hello, I would like to apply for the position of Do-Nothinger ... I can do nothing better than they can.

by Bailmaninmo December 16, 2018

UTE

A Ute originally referred to a bird that doesn't fly. It was a strange bird that has wings, only 3 legs, but can't fly. It can also refer to a weird person who can't do much. The person has to actually be weird for that to apply.

She's a ute.

by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019

EAR FUCKED

This is when someone continues to speak AT you even though you don't want to hear or reply to them in any way. Often times the one doing the ear fucking will make statements, then expect some type of response.

This dude was ear fucking me the whole time. Ear Fucked

by Bailmaninmo April 30, 2019

NECK TALKER

A person who speaks needlessly about stuff that he knows nothing about. Normally directed to a specific person.

He was just talking out his neck. Neck Talker.

by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018

Non-Responder

A non-responder is an individual that you attempt to contact but he does not respond.

I tried to contact them but they don't respond. Therefore he's a Non-Responder.

by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018

Professional Disagreer

A Professional Disagreer is a person who, no matter what the topic is about will disagree with you . This type of person has no knowledge about what he is actually dis agreeing with. But he just does.

This dude is a Professional Disagreer.

by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018