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EAR FUCKED

This is when someone continues to speak AT you even though you don't want to hear or reply to them in any way. Often times the one doing the ear fucking will make statements, then expect some type of response.
This dude was ear fucking me the whole time. Ear Fucked
by Bailmaninmo April 30, 2019
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NECK TALKER

A person who speaks needlessly about stuff that he knows nothing about. Normally directed to a specific person.
by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018
mugGet the NECK TALKERmug.

ASS COLD

Ass cold is a term which describes the degree of coldness. If anythings described as "ass" then it's the most intense. Less intensive coldness can be described as "butt cold" , "dick cold" or just "cold" however, "ass cold" is the worst of them all.
I don't want to go anywhere today, it's ass cold outside.
by Bailmaninmo January 1, 2019
mugGet the ASS COLDmug.

Air Sandwich

An "Air" sandwich is a food product made of nothing at all. Normally it's consumed without the buns. Therefore, the eater is actually eating nothing at all.
We're so broke, we had air sandwiches for dinner.
by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018
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Ass Paper

Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.
Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.
by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019
mugGet the Ass Papermug.

Ass Hole

An "Ass Hole" is a hole in the ground that becomes a final resting place for a donkey. It also refers to a person who is an arrogant idiot whose whole purpose in life is to annoy and disturb others for no reason at all.
This guy's an Ass Hole.
by Bailmaninmo December 16, 2018
mugGet the Ass Holemug.

Professional Firer

A Professional Firer is a business owner who continually fires the employees just for the sake of firing them. These type of individuals own businesses just so they can fire people.
John is a Professional Firer.
by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019
mugGet the Professional Firermug.

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