A person who speaks needlessly about stuff that he knows nothing about. Normally directed to a specific person.
by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018
A "Bail Man" is a state licenced individual who gets people out of jail. Commonly referred to as a "bail bondsman" This person can secure the release of individuals at any time of the day or night with a signature. They are regulated by the Department of Insurance. The term "Bail Man" is not limited to men only. Females are also "bail-men".
by Bailmaninmo December 16, 2018
An "Ass Hole" is a hole in the ground that becomes a final resting place for a donkey. It also refers to a person who is an arrogant idiot whose whole purpose in life is to annoy and disturb others for no reason at all.
This guy's an Ass Hole.
by Bailmaninmo December 16, 2018
Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.
Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.
by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019
A "Dick Salute" is the same thing as a regular military salute between officers and enlisted people except instead of saluting the other person with 4 fingers to your hat, or to your rifle, you do that same salute to your crotch area and then wait for the other person to salute back that same way before releasing the salute. It is not limited only to men. Women can do it as well. But it's always done by saluting the crotch. This is starting to get real popular in jails and other correctional institutions. Military personnel should not give dick salutes. That won't work out. This is a civilian thing.
He gave me a "Dick Salute"
by Bailmaninmo April 01, 2019
A Ute originally referred to a bird that doesn't fly. It was a strange bird that has wings, only 3 legs, but can't fly. It can also refer to a weird person who can't do much. The person has to actually be weird for that to apply.
She's a ute.
by Bailmaninmo January 01, 2019
A Professional Disagreer is a person who, no matter what the topic is about will disagree with you . This type of person has no knowledge about what he is actually dis agreeing with. But he just does.
This dude is a Professional Disagreer.
by Bailmaninmo December 14, 2018