Bail Man

A "Bail Man" is a state licenced individual who gets people out of jail. Commonly referred to as a "bail bondsman" This person can secure the release of individuals at any time of the day or night with a signature. They are regulated by the Department of Insurance. The term "Bail Man" is not limited to men only. Females are also "bail-men".

We had to call a Bail Man to get him out.

by Bailmaninmo December 16, 2018

Do-Nothinger

A "Do-Nothinger" is a person who is employed by some sort of retail establishment who does nothing at all while customers are waiting. They will normally just act like they have a purpose, but they don't. This can be seen in banks, and other governmental agencies where there are consumers waiting in line wishing the employees would hurry up and get to them while they appear to be doing things related to the business at hand, but they are not.

Hello, I would like to apply for the position of Do-Nothinger ... I can do nothing better than they can.

by Bailmaninmo December 16, 2018

HUNDRED DOLLARED TO DEATH

This happens when every time you turn around, you're having to pay a hundred dollars.

We were getting HUNDRED DOLLARED TO DEATH.

by Bailmaninmo January 01, 2019

Ass Paper

Ass Paper is commonly referred to as "toilet paper", or "bath tissue". There is no difference. However, the term "Ass Paper" is actually the correct word to describe what it's used for. Toilet paper can be misleading, some can assume you use toilet paper to clean the toilet. Bath tissue can be used to clean the bathtub. Ass Paper can only be used to clean your asshole after you take a shit.

Hey, we're out of Ass Paper again.

by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019

ASS COLD

Ass cold is a term which describes the degree of coldness. If anythings described as "ass" then it's the most intense. Less intensive coldness can be described as "butt cold" , "dick cold" or just "cold" however, "ass cold" is the worst of them all.

I don't want to go anywhere today, it's ass cold outside.

by Bailmaninmo January 01, 2019

Arkins Ass

Arkins Ass refers to the state of Arkansas. Before it was officially named "Arkansas" there was "old man Arkin" He had such a severe case of hemorrhoids that was contagious, that it became an epidemic. It was so epidemic that it became the name of a USA state. "Old man Arkin" was John Arkin in the early 1800's. So they wanted to call the state 'Arkins Ass" but that didn't work out real well. It then became "Arkansas" .

We came to the conclusion that Dave has Arkins Ass and needs to be treated.

by Bailmaninmo November 26, 2019

Professional Firer

A Professional Firer is a business owner who continually fires the employees just for the sake of firing them. These type of individuals own businesses just so they can fire people.

John is a Professional Firer.

by Bailmaninmo February 25, 2019