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billy joel

no one on here so far has even mentioned billy joel's greatest ever song... All For Leyna. this is one of the greatest love songs ever made and many people can relate to the fact that he cares about absolutely fuck-all else when it comes to the girl he cares about. its a great song and its his best.

we didn't start the fire is excellent as well.

by BadLieutenant December 23, 2004

jethro tull

Progressive rock band formed in the 1960's. Marked by the quirky vocal style and unique flute work of frontman Ian Anderson. Named themselves after the inventor of the speed drill.

Aqualung is a kick-ass album.

by BadLieutenant November 14, 2004

rasmus

Finnish rock band who many people have labelled as 'art in music form' which is bizarre because I see nothing artistic about this band. All i see is a frontman with very stupid hair who looks as if he is suffering from an ongoing overdose of heroin, with a very irritating voice. and Lauri, the lead singer, has unfortunately created a swarm of teenage girls in the gothic sub-culture who say he is 'hot' because they want to try to be rebellious by claiming to have a soft spot for extremely weird men.

If you want to listen to music with a point, listen to Tom Waits, Nick Cave and Lou Reed. and for the user who said 'so-called music fans who don't like new stuff like the rasmus are hated', not everyone has to like new music, especially if it is a pile of crap.

by BadLieutenant November 6, 2004

face

Face-the part of the anatomy directly above your neck. Where your eyes, nose, and mouth are.

Face-(Chiefly British slang) One who is well known within criminal circles.

''You got some mustard on your face, mate''.

''Oh, i wouldn't give him any shit, mate, he's a proper face''.

by BadLieutenant August 12, 2004

jimi hendrix

ok lets clear this thing up right fucking now. Slash has nothing on Jimi Hendrix. If you think Slash is better than Jimi you are a <Fucking Moron?>.

Jimi was the best guitarist ever. no-one has ever and no-one can and no-one will master the guitar like Hendrix did.

And now bringing to you the best guitarist of all time...SLASH! eeer..no

Where as Slash will be an overweight burn-out in a few years, Hendrix rocks on from the grave

by BadLieutenant August 5, 2004

boffin

This is an insult used by fuckwits to demean intelligent people who are actually going to get somewhere in life instead of being a bum. such fucking idiots include townies, skanks and northerners.

Fuckwit: ''You're going to college? You boffin.''

Person who actually has integrity: '' Oh yeh i know, i'll just join you on the streets. FUCK OFF!''.

by BadLieutenant June 1, 2004

lee harvey oswald

In Delee Plaza where JFK was assassinated, they have a museum set up in the book depository where the supposed shot was fired from. The window where Oswald was supposed to have fired from is set up to look exactly like it did on that day. it is called the Sniper's Nest, and the museum is called the Assassination Museum. The Sniper's Nest is a very accurate reconstruction. One of the main reasons it is so accurate is because Oswald isn't in it.

Oswald didn't murder JFK. The shot supposedly came from behind him, where Oswald was, but when Kennedy's head was blown apart, it flung to the left. Its so obvious, yet seeing as Oswald was a Communist and the American government was so fascistic towards Communists, it wouldn't surprise is they just pinned it on him simply because of that.

by BadLieutenant August 18, 2004