BadLieutenant's definitions

Buckweat

To 'buckweat' someone means to murder them in any method that causes a slow, very painful death. The phrase 'buckwheat' was given rise to in the film ''Things to do in Denver when you're Dead''. (An excellent movie which I highly recommend).

One example of a 'buckweat' is to fire a gun into someone's rectum. This causes them to contort and suffer excruciatingly for 20 minutes before they die.

by BadLieutenant June 7, 2004

MTV

The ruiner of all things good.

I never see Lou Reed or Bowie or Hendrix on MTV. something is wrong with this picture.

by BadLieutenant October 13, 2004

punk rock

A brilliant form of music that was actually founded by music god Lou Reed with this band Velvet Underground (sorry pop-punkers but it was the great Mr. Reed who actually has talent that founded punk, not fucking GC or some other crappy excuse for a band). Other real punk bands include the Sex Pistols, The Clash, The Damned, The Buzzcocks and many more.

Lou Reed and Joe Strummer are excellent musicians. Benji Madden and the guy from Blink 182 are shit. Can't get a better example than that.

by BadLieutenant October 13, 2004

inbred

If someone is inbred they are the result of an incestuous relationship.

Cleetus' mother and father are also brother and sister. sick, huh?

by BadLieutenant August 17, 2004

the clash

A first-rate punk band who are the epitome of what British music really is.
Avril Lavigne is not punk. Good Charlotte is not punk. Blink 182 is not punk. Most people these days have no idea what real punk is.If you want you to know what real punk and what real good music is, tune in to The Clash.

'London Calling, 'White Riot', 'Rock the Casbah'- just a few of the brilliant tracks by The Clash. Stop listening to all these new horrid superficial pieces-of-shit bands and listen to music for a change.

by BadLieutenant August 12, 2004

canada

Nation in North America that produced some of the most awesome things known to the world, including the progressive rock wizards Rush, maple syrup, and hockey.

Canada is great. the US hates them for the most stupid reasons.

by BadLieutenant November 20, 2004