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townie

The lowest group within urban society. Pests and annoyances. Townie males sport an up-turned baseball cap, and wear hoodies or baggy sports clothes, and usually have a shaven or short haircut. They can also be identified with large amounts of fake jewellery, Burberry clothing and poor linguistic ability. Townie females are generally mingers, with vast amounts of make-up, short sluttish clothing, loud, smokers and binge drinkers. They hang around local shops and/or bus shelters in large group numbers, and have a liking for garage, hardcore dance and hip-hop music as well as driving modified old cars (e.g. Vauxhall Novas). Townies are the main cause of social ills such as vandalism, petty theft and violent crime.
Townies contribute nothing to civilised society. They should not be here.
by BadLieutenant August 8, 2004
mugGet the towniemug.

vanilla ice

Balless,soulless, spiritless little corporate bitch. His music was mediocre and banal, and it made a mockery of true rap music. He had no talent and yet he was a star. It just goes to show that the great musicians are left out and we are just left with complete shit.
Vanilla was a sucker of satan's cock, along with MC Hammer, Marky Mark, and New Kids On The Block.
by BadLieutenant August 11, 2004
mugGet the vanilla icemug.

nick cave

Australian musician, author and actor who was the frontman of Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds, an awesome band whose music was different yet fantastic.
Creator of such classic songs as 'Nature Boy', 'Do You Love Me', 'Where Wild Roses Grow'. He has unmistakable talent.
by BadLieutenant November 2, 2004
mugGet the nick cavemug.

city of god

Very good film that I enjoyed a lot.
But Lil Ze did get on my nerves, he had an enormous ego and he even killed young children. And he also thought he could take on anyone.If you compare the efforts of fictional crime bosses, I'd like to see Lil Ze take on Alejandro Sosa from Scarface. Lil Ze's empire would be wiped out in seconds!
Other than that it was very good.
by BadLieutenant September 12, 2004
mugGet the city of godmug.

bruce springsteen

Fantastic musician who writes excellent songs and tops them off with a brilliant sound. His music is innovative and has a point to it, which is more than what can be said for the plastic, tasteless artists of today, e.g. Good Charlotte. He is just truly awesome.
Tenth Avenue Freeze-Out, Born To Run, Born In The U.S.A, Thunder Road, She's The One. truly mesmerising stuff.
by BadLieutenant October 31, 2004
mugGet the bruce springsteenmug.

Urban Legend

Common folklore that is actually quite scary when you think about it. I actually know one that you could look into and make up your own mind
The 1970's band The Ohio Players released a single in the early years of the decade called 'Love Rollercoaster'. Listen to that song when it is half-way through and, if you listen very closely, you can hear the scream of a woman being murdered.
by BadLieutenant June 19, 2004
mugGet the Urban Legendmug.

root of all evil

If money is the root of all evil, why do churches have collection plates?
by BadLieutenant August 15, 2004
mugGet the root of all evilmug.

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