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Lumine Dolphin Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Genshin Impact While you swim in Fontain Lunine get dive like a dolphin weeee here and we're there

Friend:Is That a dolphin?
Genshin Enjoyer:We don't have dolphin in our game
Friend:That fish is diving up and down in the water looks like a white dolphin.
Genshin Enjoyer:Oh That's the main Character

Lumine Dolphin Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee diving in the water in Fontaine
Friend:Oh I see Great very based

by BadComputer September 3, 2023

I Can Fix Her

I Can Fix Her
Realistically it's too late your just Cheating on yourself thinking in your mind.I Can Fix Her . Tho she doesn't even think it's a problem Fantasy Boy
Friend:Hey.wdym when you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.

Friend:Hey.wdym whem you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.

by BadComputer August 30, 2023

SotPlug

Person That Is Racist towards Thier own race and want to nuke the world so they can find peace or else everyday need to Play SotPlug.

Friend:You want to go out For shopping

SotPlug:Shopping?I have nothing to buy.Initiate Blocking Friend.

Friend:Huh.whats his problem and did I get blocked by him?wtf happen to him.hmmm probably is SotPlug don't need a good reason.

SotPlug:Scream Intensifies and Proceed to being Keyboard Warrior

by BadComputer August 30, 2023

I Can Fix Her

Realistically it's too late your just Cheating on yourself thinking in your mind.I Can Fix Her . Tho she doesn't even it's a problem Fantasy Boy

Friend:Hey.wdym whem you said .I Can Fix Her?
Fantasy Boy:I will clean her of her past sins.

by BadComputer August 28, 2023

Hello Kitty

Hello Kitty Meow Meow Duck Duck Dog Dog Cat Cat Goose Goose Dolphin Dolphin Grass Grass ftw

Friend:Yo what your hugging bro?

Furry Weebo Friend:Iam hugging my favorite Toy.

Friend:But out of all The characters you go and went with A hello Kitty oh man you should really grow a pair for your parents sake don't ruin their face mahnnnnn.....

Furry Weebo Friend:Why do you have to judge me I love To Meow Meow and abuse animals to ease my dolphin tiny dick and hand animations.

by BadComputer August 31, 2023

Self Center Crawing For Attention Toxic Boi awe so sweet

If you read this ya you need to chill the fuck out and don't give a shitee.If you do care just don't save yourself the trouble of intensifying screaming like a little bitch you fk Self Center Crawing For Attention Toxic Boi awe so sweet.remeber chill the fk out and stop causing a karen attitude.

Friend:Yo bro why tf that guy has a dark auro surrounding him
Me:Oh his a little bitch born a bitch ass and will die as a bitch ass
Friend:Well Said
Me:I know haha the true meaning of a Self Center Crawing For Attention Toxic Boi awe so sweet

by BadComputer September 3, 2023

ColourBlind

When you can't see colour .And Traffic light u also can't see henceforth you also just don't care and cause and accident leaving behind aftermath of your destruction

Friend:Bro Wtf Man you just speeding thrue a red light wtf is wrong with you you gonna get us killed.
ColourBlindFriend:Iam ColourBilnd you think I give a fuck.
Friend: We're doom the cops are on our tails now.
ColourBlindFriend:Those aren't cops I can't see Thier siren's going be bo be bo.
Friend:Kay they now shooting at us .Proceeds to grab hold of the car sterring wheel and yank it.
GG the Car Flipped and they went up it fire without the cops getting breaking too much sweat.

by BadComputer August 31, 2023