Definitions by Bad C dev

Photophilia 

Preferring sex in a bright room, typically because other people are watching.

She has photophilia, so we pointed large spotlights at our bed as we made out and nearly blinded each other with all the light. It was so hot.

Photophilia by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

Godwhore 

A whore blessed by God. Typically a saint who engaged in prostitution

Mary Magdalene is a total godwhore

Godwhore by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

emoite 

Like a sodomite but with emo instead of sodomy. They practice emo like a religion.

God shall unleash his wrath upon the emoites in the fourth testament of the Bible, sparking a new spinoff of Judaism called Emoitism. Those who follow Emoitism shall be named the Emoitites and be blessed by God to suffer and die in concentration camps at the hands of Adolf Trump. Emoitism is the next stage after Islam, which was the next stage after Christianity, which was the next stage after Judaism, which was the next stage after tribal polytheism.

emoite by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

All American Shit 

A recent study suggests that although many Americans appear nice on the outside, they are secretly self-centered porn-addicted eco-oblivious entitled rapists who love nothing more than to buy an expensive car and jack off in it. The blacks? No, actually they're innocent. I was mostly referring to the middle to upper-class white gents who are so detached from reality that they shield their innocent cock-sucking porn-watching girl-stalking teenagers from watching harmless entertainment like South Park.

Today, I got a talking to by an All American Shit. As soon as I realized the situation, I tried to walk away, but I'm black, so I got lynched and, when the police showed up, they participated in the lynching and cheered it on. Fuck America, land of the free and home of the entitled jackasses.

All American Shit by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

libuv

No nothing finer than a cross-platform asynchronous I/O library written in C and designed to interface intimately with the V8 engine.

What turns you on?

libuv gets me hard, bro.

libuv by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

Jolene Blalock 

The actress who plays T'Pol in Star Trek ENT. She and her lesbian sidekick, ensign (meaning fuckable) Hoshi Sato, together made ENT into TNT for our dicks.

Long live princess Jolene Blalock. May her body stay hot and sexy for forever.

Jolene Blalock by Bad C dev February 26, 2021

T'Pol the Beautiful 

A Vulcan science officer. One of the most beautiful women in star trek. Her real name is Jolean Blalock, but her natural body isn't half as sexy as when she put on 10 miles of makeup to become T'Pol.

Dude, I found this amazing T'pol the beautiful picture at tinyurl.com/55veserh and I came so hard. Pictures are worth a thousand videos because they force you to use your imagination, which stimulates dopamine production and makes the experience even more pleasureful.

T'Pol the Beautiful by Bad C dev February 26, 2021