legal gymnastics

When someone pulls of some radd stunts in the court of law.

It's like mental gymnastics except that logic gets thrown out the window in favor of law and justice.

Commonly paired with the analogy of comparing a court room to a three ring circus.
Freelancer: I am concerned about the implications of my work on this project impacting the eligibility of the company to transfer the copyright of this software to the Free Software Foundation for solidification of the GPL license by virtue of my contributions making me a contributor to this project and a stakeholder in the copyright.

Boss: You are being employed by the company and acting on behalf of the company as you develop the software, so your contributions are actually the company contributing to itself, depriving you of any stakeholding. As for the separate git repo you are developing as a subproject, an independently functional subproject does not automatically become its own entity. This git repo separates the code solely to make the project easier to manage and does not constitute an intellectually independent work; instead, this subject and the larger project are together one piece of software. Moreover, the company has not authorized you to accept contributions from yourself, which prevents any possible contamination of the copyright.

Freelancer: Thank you for your insights. I am glad to hear your thorough evaluation and legal gymnastics of this project to develop remote-controlled vibrator software to pleasure beautiful hot sexy women everywhere anytime they want a hit of dopamine right in their wet lush pussy.
by Bad C dev August 01, 2022
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developer.mozilla.org

Best JavaScript API reference guide for developers.
developer.mozilla.org is the best. Yes, it used to be a lot better when anyone could post whatever they wanted and didn't have to go through a painful github process to make minor edits, but developer.mozilla.org is still pretty good.
by Bad C dev July 25, 2021
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veni, vidi, vesci!

*fat man empties an entire Churro stand*

Fat man: VENI, VIDI, VESCI!, MOTHERFUCKERS!

*Fat man collapses from heart attack and dies*
by Bad C dev November 17, 2024
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k-gor-in-ajay-ajay-uhr-raun

Tribal ritual dance hymn I can’t get out my head going on and on over and over out my mind. Every word is a painful death dagger stabbing my brain

KILL ME NOW! 🙏🏻🥺🙏🏻 KILL ME NOW!
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by Bad C dev November 18, 2024
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vorgastee

To kick a hot girl in the pussy as you deep throat her

See also: kamikaze
*man sticks his dick down her throat*

Man: VORGASTEE!, bitch!

*women clenches down as her pussy is smacked and man looses his dick*
by Bad C dev November 17, 2024
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irradiate

intransitive verb
1. To expose to radiation.
2. To treat with radiation.
3. To shed light on; illuminate.
4. To manifest in a manner suggesting the emission of light; radiate.
5. To send forth rays; radiate.To become radiant.
The girls who worked at radium painted watch plants in the 1920s were irradiated real bad.
by Bad C dev October 15, 2021
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Pentacostal fuck

People who believe the pentecost is a national rape-your-mother holiday.
I've heard that the pentacostal fuck are targeting 5ft brunettes with size B cups.
by Bad C dev August 26, 2021
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