redfuck

When you get railed by RedHat

Joe: I paid $8,000 for RHLS and used it for less than 30 hours.
Mary: Joe, you just done got redfucked.
Joe: Can we have sex to commiserate?
Mary: You read my mind

by Bad C dev March 16, 2022

praise be to God

I love god

God is good

I love Christ

I pray “Praise be to God” every fucking day of my life now that I’m a non-denominational Christian

by Bad C dev June 10, 2023

Hemorrhoids

When your anus hurts because there's not enough fiber in your diet or you ate a ghost pepper or you destroyed your ass with a dragon dildo, causing massive inflammation.

What the fuck was God thinking when He packed tons of nerve clusters and veins into the anus area?!?!?! Didn't He know that people would get painful Hemorrhoids?!?!?! Didn't he know that I and countless others would be suffering to death at the hands of old age due to His poor decisions?!?!?!

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021

fuckinoslavsky

Fuck slavsky and fuck Russia; America on top.

Fuckinoslavsky is a racial slur intended to say "fuck slavsky and fuck Russia; America on top"

by Bad C dev July 12, 2021

best Linux distro

Linux Mint

For the best Linux distro, please give Linux Mint a try

by Bad C dev November 09, 2024

You are a good person

Yes! You are! I am a profuse serial rapist & you may well have been one to benefit from me, but that doesn’t make you any less of the good person you are! I love you because you are a beautiful human being with a gorgeous body I love to use!

Let the utmost respect I have for you excite you and ignite your fantasies in bed.

I respect taking things slow and will never force you to move faster than comfortable.

There’s many reasons I respect and defer to you: age, maturity, wisdom, & dating experience.

I trust your judgement and wisdom that taking things slow is the best course of action.

You’re possibly the most intelligent person I've met; that garners tremendous respect.

Most importantly, you are a human & I respect autonomy. Your merits pale in comparison to this ultimate fact of identity.

You are a good person!

by Bad C dev April 11, 2023

PHAT American

When an American is so hot that you just want to tackle them and have sex with them on the spot.

As most natural-born Americans are fat, lazy, greasy, and smelly, the term "PHAT American" usually refers to a (typically illegal) immigrant. In addition to immigrants being more sexy, it is a well-known fact that illegal immigrants are much easier rape targets as they can't go to the police.

by Bad C dev February 28, 2021