BRian's definitions

Hownage

When you not only own someone, you also make them your bitch, or "hoe" them, technically, this is not ownage, it can only be classified as Hownage.

That sure was some nasty hownage when I overboarded that chick.

by Brian October 13, 2004

Fatties

(Noun) Just another word for big, fat, floppy boobs. Also a great nickname for friends if you want to piss them off.

Holy hell that chick has some massive fatties!!

Hey fatties! How ya doin? (say this to a guy to be most effective)

by Brian October 13, 2004

Skelatwhore

A whore who is abnormally skinny.

Paris Hilton is a Skelatwhore

by Brian December 3, 2003

Bumbler

A clumbsy idiot who happens to be funny looking too.

Casey ran into the tv and boom crash boom bang. Things were broken yet Casey looked funny when doing it so people called him a Bumbler.

by Brian February 27, 2005

Pope Benedict XVI

The new pope, well, he's not that new, I can tell that the new pope smell is starting to wear off and catholics are getting back to their lives.

damn, the new pope smell is great, but seriously, it wears off pretty fast.

by Brian August 28, 2005

baritone syndrome

Also known as BS. A medical condition developed from playing marching baritone in a band. Symptoms include sore back, what looks to be an inverted hunchback, and a pinky finger on the right hand with a big callous and a mind of its own.

Dude, is that kid trying to limbo or does he have baritone syndrome.

by Brian April 20, 2005

r0x0rz

Newb way to say rocks, kickass...

t1m3 2 r0x0rz j00, ub3r n00b

by Brian October 14, 2003