BRYAN's definitions

WHOUWIT

Used by coach Torence williams simply asking you who are you with!

Can allso be used to answer the original question

Torence:"WHOUWIT!"
Me:"with you fo sho"

Torence:"WHOUWIT!"
me:"WHOUWIT!"

by bryan November 3, 2004

negative 49

As low as I have ever gone. Below 0 which is pretty low. -100 is suicide. 0 is devoid of happiness. 100 is all happiness.

Bryan sits at negative 49 for his life is near over.

by Bryan November 22, 2004

niner

an eqivalent to the number 9

Person 1:"What's the sqaure root of 81?"
Person 2:"NINER!!"

by Bryan December 28, 2005

Ass-Flag

Noun.
-A variation of Ass-Hat used to describe a person that acts in a way that is so completely non-sensical that the person cannot be described in any other way.
-The word used to describe someone that resembles the epitome of of an Ass, someone that is a symbol and a standard by which all other asses are judged.

You Ass-Flag!
That chinsy bitch was such an Ass-Flag.
Why do you always act like such an Ass-Flag?

by Bryan July 20, 2004

no stats

no dice; no go; not available

derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.

no stats on the movie tonight, i have to work.

no stats on the chronic, my guy wasn't home.

by Bryan April 16, 2005

ass puncher

One who physically hits someone else in their buttox with their fist.

My girlfriend is an ass puncher because she always punches me in the ass.

by bryan October 11, 2004

Pressing butt holes

To press two butt holes together and shitting in the opposite person's butt hole.

Oh that was fun, let's do it again.

by bryan April 30, 2004