BRIAN's definitions

chupacabara

or "goat sucker" is a small animal said to be unknown to science and systemically killing animals in places like Puerto Rico and Mexico. In reality, it is most certainly a fictional creature with vampire like tendencies and an appearance on an episode of the TV show, SeaLab 2021.

The hunter became the hunted when the chupacabra picked up his human scent.

by brian April 11, 2005

in god we trust

for some reason, this phrase can be found on all of the US currency, even though the feddy government isnt supposed to have shit to do with the church.

guy 1: I spy with my little eye something that says "in god we trust"

guy 2: hmm... little scraps of paper put out by the government that govern our lives in almost all regards?

guy 1: hey! thats right

guy 2: its fucked up too...

by brian December 28, 2005

carpetbagger

1. One who is somewhere they do not belong.
2. One who moved South after the Civil War to get rich. They take over all jobs, land, money, offices, and tell everyone how to live.
3. My neighbors. See "soccer mom" and "yuppie."

The carpet baggers say we can't say "black" anymore because it's PC.

by Brian November 27, 2003

UB

Ulan Bator, the capitol of Mongolia. You're supposedly a 'way cool' traveller if you call Ulan Bator 'UB'.

The trans-mongolian railway goes through UB.

by Brian August 25, 2004

Zonis

Shit bag, dipshit, piece of crap

You're such a Zonis asshole

by Brian April 11, 2005

weapons of mass deception

Pun on the catch all phrase used to desrcibe chemical, biological, and radioactive (dirty & atomic) weapons.

We used the weapons of mass deception ruse to get the public to back our invasion of Iraq.

by Brian July 11, 2003

pookie

very hot southern girl with hugh tits and a nice ass

brittannie hazelrig

by brian April 30, 2004