power lunch

A gathering of co-workers or of mostly young male corporate douches (see yuppies) for a 3 hour lunch on the clock that includes such things as a motorcade of Lexus and BMW automobiles, motivational speakers, cheers, steak, and talk about something like the “bottom line” or bonuses or something. Supposedly a motivational event, but usually turns out to be a feast of gluttony and ruined neckties. Newly motivated and encouraged participants are expected to go back to the office and make phone calls and fire off emails and achieve results, but most usually end up at a local boozer and get tanked before happy hour even starts.

“Hey, there’s a power lunch at the Capital Club next Friday.”
“Alright. Their steaks have a terrific marbling, and it’s right next to Moe’s. I wonder if the boss will open us a tab and leave again?”

by Brian September 08, 2006

break you off

To make George W. Bush your bitch.

I am going to break you off Mr. President!

by Brian October 05, 2004

In god We Trust

for some reason, this phrase is on all of the US currency, even though the feddy government isnt supposed to have shit to do with the church.

guy 1: I spy with my little eye something that says "in god we trust"

guy 2: hmm... little scraps of paper put out by the government that govern our lives in almost all regards?

guy 1: hey! thats right, coins too

guy 2: its fucked up too...

by brian December 21, 2005

sULLY

A filthy old fat slob pedophile. Also known as taint and soily. Uses many alias ID's like: f"1"ink409, coor sully_in_ma, buttockbuddy, and many many more.

The young boy was raped by sULLY!

by Brian July 12, 2004

feng shui

the energy and lifeflow given off by the way things are positioned in certain enviroments , in other words a load of supersticious chinese shite!

"Okay very funny Lazlow, it's easy to make fun of me but it's all
the fault of the feng-shui in here, it's damn right disgraceful!"

by Brian March 06, 2003

weenerscout

one who enjoys sucking penis

raymond matthys is a weenerscout

by Brian October 31, 2004

flake flake floomph

A small, light Cornflake-like dried bugger that falls from the nose and floats effortlessly to the ground.

Dude, you just floated a flake flake floomph.

by Brian April 15, 2003