BRIAN's definitions

blasts

another name for having to take a violent poop

all that peanut butter i ate gave me the blasts

by Brian November 29, 2003

carpet cleaner

doing a girl doggystyle... hold her arms behind her back and pick up her hips so only her face is on the floor. start pushing her around like a vacuum

she shur is one helluva good carpet cleaner

by brian December 22, 2003

christian

A sinner saved by the grace of God through faith in Jesus Christ. That faith is a merciful gift of God to a person deserving eternal damnation.

I am a Christian by the grace of God.

by Brian February 22, 2007

hot soup

male ejaculant

bob shot hot soup in his wife's face

by brian March 24, 2003

rightrightright

This is what a Korean-born guy in his thirties who has a heavy accent and not very understandable and who works 80 hours a week says if he agrees with you.

Me: So, you said that your landlord fed you with rotten fish?

Korean friend: Rightrightright!

by Brian April 23, 2005

ub3r

An expression commonly used by a 1337 h4x0r whom thinks they're text is cool, when in reality... it allows this person(s) to look like a complete dumbass!

w00t, i r ub3r 1337! (woot, i r uber leet)

by Brian March 2, 2004

double salad

the smacking of two asses together

When two people are in love they kneel backend to backend and proceed to smack their asses together.

by brian January 23, 2004