BRIAN's definitions

ball huggers

when a dudes pants are real tight you call them ball huggers

i got a new pair of ball huggers

by brian October 2, 2004

Overboard

When you done banging a chick on a bunk bed, and she wants to cuddle, you kick her bitch ass off the bed so you can have the whole damn thing to yourself.

When I was through with Amy I overboarded her.

by Brian October 12, 2004

MILF

Mom I'd Like to Fuck.

Word made famous by the classic movie "American Pie".

Dood... Did you see that MILF walk out of Toys 'R' Us?

by Brian December 11, 2003

taco fest

when a whole bunch of guys get together at someones house and eat a bunch of taco bell tacos until they develop explosive diarrhea

Last night we had a huge taco fest, and i crapped my pants multiple times.

by Brian October 29, 2004

sportscenter

a good way to watch many sports broadcasts in 1 hour (most of the time) and get scores for the games you missed sittin on your lazy ass watching porn and wackin pole

I was too busy pleasuring myself and didn't catch Super Bowl XXXVIII. However, I watched SportsCenter and learned of the Patriots' magnificance.

by Brian February 23, 2004

padussy

When you hump your boys girlfriend.

Hey J.B. , but I hit padussy.

by Brian October 27, 2004

day of defeat

a hl mod that was at one time good before it was fucked over by DOD 1.0. counterstrike still owns faces.

i used to play DOD back in the betas when it was good now i may ass well give it the ol' cleveland steamer

by brian April 6, 2004