Geek Pimp

A geek who believes that he's such a huge pimp, just because all the geeky girls talk to him.

"Hi, how are you?" - Edward
"Hey what's up Edward?" - Girl
*Girl Walks Off*
"Ugh! That guy is such a geek, I don't even know why I talk to him!" - Girl

by Brett January 25, 2005

wompus

the state of being an ass to others.

John Kerry was being very wompus during the election.

by Brett December 03, 2004

thick chick

a girl who happens to have some excess junk in her trunk

(brett kaz nd shane)

damn son... not even richard simmons could help that think chick

jeez... are you drunk...? that right there is a thick chick!

by brett December 24, 2004

laptizzie

lap top computer portable

thats a nice laptizzie

by brett April 05, 2005

Rock

a term for a basketball

like "yo nigga toss me the rock"

by Brett August 20, 2003

cherry

1. A term commonly used with the words "popped" and "her" to describe to someone if you had devirginized a virgin.
2. A small, sweet fruit used to complement sundaes, milkshakes, etc.

"You know Meg? I popped her cherry last night"

"I always eat the cherry before starting on my sundae"

by brett August 10, 2003

tard cart

2. a broke-down shopping cart with bent wires and/or at least one improperly functioning wheel

"Take this tard cart back and get a better one"

by brett June 05, 2005