BRETT's definitions

kick in the nuts

When someone uses a swift movement of their foot to pulverize another persons testicles. this will usually immobilise the kickee.

If you don't shut up you are goning to get a kick in the nuts.

by Brett May 6, 2003

Sha

To tell someone to shut up.

You need to sha!!!!!!

by Brett February 2, 2005

cum muffin

A paper towel, tissue or toilet paper that is cummed into and then wadded up.

"Ew, I found one of your cum muffins on the floor of your room!"

by brett March 23, 2005

diesel

A slightly nicer word for dyke.

I hate that stupid dyke, sorry, diesel.

by Brett March 7, 2003

jordi

sexy blonde with blue eyes and a body like none other. she's beautiful all on her own, you don't need anything.

Jordi is fucking hott!

by Brett January 20, 2004

pornapple juice

A tasty drink created when pineapple juice is combined with apple juice.

"Good Christ, I'm horny! Maybe I need to cool off."
"Here. Have some pornapple juice."

by brett December 24, 2003

jah jah jah

jah jah jah originated as a laugh from some european people and as it quickly spreaded it also got caught on AIM, sometimes it is used as LOL or LMAO or LMFAO.

That was funny, Jah Jah Jah

by Brett May 13, 2005