BRENDAN's definitions

Snowdeck

A specialised skateboard deck used for messing about town in the snow.

''Man I'm stoked now after just pulling that boardslide off on my snowdeck''

by Brendan April 6, 2003

karachi

Largest city in Pakistan (pop. 6.5 million), although not it's capital (Islamabad). Port city.

Karachi is the largest city in Pakistan.

by brendan March 7, 2004

golf

Game for fat rich old men - and Tiger Woods. Somewhere in between baseball and croquet. Very boring to watch.

The British Open Golf Championship is at Royal Troon, Scotland in 2004.

by brendan July 16, 2004

Moo Juice

One who 0wns noobs. He has many enemies, all of which hate him for being so skilled. Someone who is known as "Moo Juice" is said to enjoy cluster bombing and wingclipping.

Often, a Moo Juice will be used to 0wn + noobs in large scale wars. it is often said that + never see it coming.

omgs that Moo Juice is so l33t, + is fux0red.

by Brendan March 28, 2005

VC

Acronym: Victim Chick. A chick that is very emotionally tender. The good news for you is that she will be easier to score with providing you can pluck her right strings!

I almost felt bad - it was clear she was a total VC.

by brendan May 13, 2004

1%

A segment of the population (and originally the biker population) defined by behavior that is morally incomprehensible to most people. A common (and by some accounts required) 'feat' to earn "%1" designation: To have eaten a woman out while she is on the rag.

Also, refers to the known killer(s) within a biker gang by it's members. Though this is falling into disuse.

1%'s most common meaning is simply "crazy", with the specific connetation of an unknown hidden deeper direction of the one who is 1%.

"No way should you deal with that guy, he's 1%"

by Brendan October 10, 2004

glasgow survival

Website examining "ned" culture in a very derogitory fashion. Widely known in Scotland, features things such as a "Ned-a-Gotchi" (pun on the Tam-a-Gotchi craze) soundbox.

See the Glasgow Survival website for yourself and make your own judgement on it's merits and stereotypes at www.glasgowsurvival.co.uk

by brendan May 15, 2004