BRANDON's definitions

Heteroflexible

A sexual orientation not restricted to a certain sex. Persons who are Heteroflexible 'swing both ways'.

Synonyms:

Bisexual
Bi

I dated this heteroflexible girl one time and she'd bring other girls home with her for us to share.

by Brandon January 4, 2005

evar

Same as the word ever, however often times used on forums to diss people.

Best thread EVAR!!

by brandon November 27, 2002

Witchacom

Witchacom is like "what ya call it"

We got lost so we headed back the the witchacom to get directions

by Brandon April 22, 2004

Dickie

When a man is so fat, Obese, that when he looks down he cannot find his male genetals, or the penis, so he has to use a mirror

Your mother

by brandon March 12, 2004

deathstick

a crispy, oversized, unflushable turd. cannot be forced down by normal water pressure. often blackens due to aging. overflowage of toilet may occur. may need to be bagged and disposed of before someone dies from its stench

Brandon left a deathstick in the toilet.

by brandon October 1, 2004

SLG

Smart Looking Guy- usually asian with glasses

Hey SLG is drunk again lets roll him down the stairs.

by Brandon March 23, 2004

schpadoinkle

Adj.

Desribing Something Most Wonderful And Great!

I Think I Know Preceisly What I Mean When I Say It's A Schpadoinkle Day!

by Brandon December 14, 2004