Bettes

"Well-endowed"

"hung like a mule"

Chic: "You're the best I've ever had!"

You: "Well, I'm a Bettes."

Chic: "Oh yeah!" *drools over herself*

by Brandon November 19, 2004

brandon

Person who is attracted to younger women, usually has a small dick, and almost always has soft lips, and are know to have a eye fetish, and usually masturbates excessively. in the end they always become rich, sometimes as rich as a porn star.

Jorden saw Brandon the other day and he reminded her of his soft lips

by brandon May 05, 2014

critter

A miniature, usually woodland animal, that enjoys burrowing to avoid being smushed by large objects.

Look at the critter trapped underneath that bridge.

by Brandon September 19, 2003

Suhdik

The shortened version of a common dis. This term shortens the phrase "Suck a Dick". Using this shortened term allows your dis to stand out and one can change the vernacular to make the sound of this phrase unique.

Bob: Your girl is busted
Frank: Suhdik

by Brandon February 26, 2004

ownijj

same as ownage, adjective form of owned.

this game is teh ownijj

by brandon August 17, 2004

wha

o word sum fag seys in the middle of class

this kid named robbie is takinga piss n looks down n seys wha where i go

by Brandon February 24, 2005

wooded z

One half of the famous rap duo G-Note and Wooded Z.
Their album "Blinguistics" has been rapidly thriving in circulation around the internet and the buzz around the album hasn't been seen since Kanye West's "College Dropout".

Lyric Quotation from G-Note & Wooded Z's "Nasty Hoes" -

Wooded Z:
I'm sick of these booty calls, if duty calls, then why do i gotta put my dick in your mouth to be truly yours? it's bullshit!
Why can't a nigger just wanna talk with these women, without
the bitch assumin' that she'll soon be drinkin' my semen?

by brandon February 26, 2005