sumo cock

1 extra large and extra greasy Egg Roll from South China that Production supervisors wrap their lips around at lunch.

Wow, that sumo cock was so big I could not get my lips around it and the juices drippled down my chin and stained the floor.

by Bob February 04, 2005

thou

Machine Tool Operator Tech Speak for "Thousandths of an Inch" (.001").

The hole needs to be 150 thou deep plus or minus 10 thou.

by Bob December 29, 2003

If the river runs red take the dirt track instead

If one's girlfriend is on a period one should stick one's cock up her ass instead

When a man fucks his lady up the ass because she is on her periods to avoid a bloodstained cock

by Bob March 26, 2005

pimpmatic

it is a penis, a penxis that fucks girls all the time.

Chad Burger uses his pimpmatic to fuck the living shit out of Daneille Gleason's white cheeks

by Bob May 13, 2005

Blade

A sharp tool

"I'll cut you with my blade foo!"

by Bob November 16, 2002

Funky Fresh

Something that's both funky and fresh

Funky Fresh gravy

by Bob March 13, 2003

kawphy

Coffee of extreme strength and lack of any additional condiments, such as milk, sugar or flavorings.

Often taken by people in the computing industry, as a non-prescribed concentrational supplement.

Kawphy is never drunk by those who also drink tea or tea variants, with the exception of iced tea (Source: wild assumption).

Kawphy consumption is especially commom amongst hacker (note: not to be confused with cracker / phreaker) groups, as its concentration enhancing properties are reported to allow for a bullet time like effect when the user is required to think fast and make quick decisions.

"Dude, make me another cup of kawphy while you're there eh? I got 10,000 more lines to write tonight."

"|-|o1d 0n d00d, g077a d0\/\/n 4n07h0r Ka\/\/p|-|y b3FoR3 1 j4Ck 1n."

"Subject 31c, police records show that the subject was found dead in his appartment at 21:57pm, an autopsy showed that death was caused by consumption of 36 to 39 400ml doses of kawphy. Suicide is suspected."

by Bob February 29, 2004