BOB's definitions

bassmaster

1: One who is skilled at bass fishing.

2: A magazine about professional bass fishing by ESPN Outdoors.

I am the BASSMASTER!

by bob September 8, 2004

MadPiper

God, godlike, the best, elite, better than everyone else

you are a madpiper

by bob November 11, 2003

shimer

someone being of exemplary intelligence as well as an unusual sexual power over women. Men being born unto this name are a sublime species.

That guy has everything that I wish I had, he must be a shimer.

by bob April 19, 2005

porch monkey

A derogatory way of referring to Jesse Jackson

That porch monkey thinks he's gonna become president.

by Bob December 17, 2003

dyslexia

A reading disorder.

So this dyslexic guy walks into a bra...

by Bob November 29, 2003

teenie

1. a girl who wears an inch of padding

2. a wannabe whore who says she'll do anything but wouls never go farther than 1st base

1."her boobs are only big because she stuffs"

2."look at that teenie over there! she's such a whore!"

by bob May 11, 2004

Hamam

A cock mastering donkey fucker

Yo check that hamam, he going wild with that ass!

by Bob March 18, 2003