BOB's definitions

Winky Bag

A tiny ugly little nad sack

A scrotum that is tiny and shrivelled due to extensive radiation exposure and frequent masturbation (wanking)

by Bob March 26, 2005

minger

a minger is a fucker. it is a very versatile word similar to fuck except you can say it in public without getting dirty looks because no one knows what you're talking about.

Ming off!

or

What the ming does that girl think shes doing with my man?

or

Whatever, go ming yourself.

by bob February 4, 2004

Malf of Doom

A cool dude that cuts bigheads down, slicks his hair back, shoots down butterflies with a 12-gauge, has been bailed out of jail 12 times, and eats live raw bats. He is known for his hatred of asians and his lack of all reasoning.

I am Malf of Doom!

Don't you want to eat?

No, the Great Malf has other things to do, like blow up toilets! HA HA!

by bob May 2, 2005

Southington

where all the girls are ugly and sleep around and the guys act black and have their moms buy them expensive cars. Not a place to brag about being from.

ha ha, Your from Southington

by BOB March 2, 2004

finger blasting

Female masturbation

i went in and she was finer blasting over Trevor Macdonald!

by Bob October 28, 2003

Nirvana

On the one hand some people grossly overrate them by saying they're the best band ever.

On the other hand even more faggots tear them a new ass unfairly and whine their eyes out saying that they suck!

FACT:Nirvana is better than...

Gn'R who suck!
Pearl Jam who suck!
Radiohead who suck!
RATM who suck!
Soundgarden or Audioslave who suck!
STP!
AIC!
Queensryche!
R.E.M.!
Smashing Pumpkins!
Faith No More!
NIN!
Korn!
Nickelback!
Blink 182!
Incubus!
Counting Crowes!
Silver Chair!
Motley Poo!
White Zombie!
Limp Bizkit!
Puddle Of Mudd!
Kid Rock!

I could keep going but there are just too many shitty bands.I would be here forever!

So Nirvana,they're NOT the best band but they're definately NOT the worst band either.Now shut the fuck up all of you whining little pansies.YOU ALL HAVE SHITTY TASTE!

by bob November 27, 2004

LOTRROTK

LOTRROTK
Lord
Of
The
Rings
Return
Of
The
King

LOTRROTK is possibly the best book or movie in the series

by bob May 3, 2004