Shley

A strange fish type animal that eats millipedes and swims naked through cow pats.

That shley just invaded my rectal cavitiy.

by Bob November 28, 2003

boobies

Two bouncy and desirable podules attached to a female's chest area. Big daark nipples which stick out make them even better. Just lick the nipple area and then squeeze with both hands and bounce up and down and you're sure to get a boner.

Big Betty's boobies fell out of her swimming costume whilst playing football.

by bob September 21, 2003

dmoney

A name given to a very skilled and mature person. One who knows realizes he is greater than all.

Oh man, that guy is a dmoney.

by Bob February 23, 2004

cumquad

when you caught because there is cum in your throat

i've got a cumquad

by BOB October 20, 2003

phil mickelson

1. Not the best golfer in the world. For starters he's left handed. He also chokes like he's sucking a large dick.

2. Refers to the action of winning only one major and writing a fucking book about it.

3. Getting your jimmy waxed seven days straight.

1. Phil Mickelson sucks.

2. Phil Mickelson sucks.

3. Man, I wish i had a Phil Mickelson.

by bob March 31, 2005

Winnets

Nuts of poo dangling from the hair around your ricker.

Bum nuts

by Bob November 24, 2003

mazor

Also known as a red haired bitch.

O shit, mazor is here!

by bob March 15, 2005